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Message started by cavalier on May 5th, 2009 at 9:31pm

Title: Supermarket trip of the floating kind
Post by cavalier on May 5th, 2009 at 9:31pm
Today I called in the local shop for a bit of grub for the masters table,
Down one of the aisles, the frozen chicken one, (looking for portions for the dogs tea) I met an old friend, the Yogi from Leek (that’s a real town) he’s a master of the art of transcendental meditation, anyway he was hovering about looking at the Thai green curry section when there was a commotion at the tills,
Anticipation and baited breath
One of the staff just lost one of their contact lenses, (phew that was a close one) exciting isn’t it,
I shouted,” did you see that? Yogi, “bear with me, just fancy a bit of fish”
At the checkout caught up with Yogi and noticed he’d got no footwear on,
“Don’t you feel uncomfortable without shoes?
“Don’t think about it just meditate.

Forget wind farms and electric cars lets meditate the transcendental way
Up to now, ditched the chair! Still sitting cross legged on the floor.” Hang on something’s stirring, no its just wind.
Hope this floats your boat!! In your dreams maybe.


Title: Re: Supermarket trip of the floating kind
Post by chrisw on May 5th, 2009 at 10:37pm
???????

Title: Re: Supermarket trip of the floating kind
Post by Jimi on May 5th, 2009 at 11:16pm
Goodnight Cav. 8-)

Title: Re: Supermarket trip of the floating kind
Post by Charlie on May 5th, 2009 at 11:31pm

Quote:
I shouted,” did you see that? Yogi, “bear with me, just fancy a bit of fish”


Have to agree. Yogi really is smarter than the average bear...
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Title: Re: Supermarket trip of the floating kind
Post by Kilroy 2.0 on May 6th, 2009 at 12:00am
So let me see if I got this right -

You went to the grocery store to get some food
you ran in to a friend (who was barefoot)
the cashier lost her contact lens

I just can't figure out the last paragraph.

:D

Gena

Title: Re: Supermarket trip of the floating kind
Post by Linda_Howell on May 6th, 2009 at 12:27am
hey Cav...I just have one question before you go to sleep.

      What meds are you on?  I truly need some of these as you have such a bizarre way of looking at things and I want to look at it the way you do.   ;)

Title: Re: Supermarket trip of the floating kind
Post by midwestbeth on May 6th, 2009 at 9:38am
I look froward to reading your posts cav.......I'm starting to understand them too.  ;D  Even tho they are like figuring out a puzzle

Beth

Title: Re: Supermarket trip of the floating kind
Post by Shawn on May 6th, 2009 at 10:29am
There's a whole section for Thai green curry?  

Our stores suck.

Title: Re: Supermarket trip of the floating kind
Post by McGee on May 6th, 2009 at 11:11am
jesus compared to that the de vinci code was easy to work out  ;D ;D ;D

now thats a real high flyer  ;)

mark

Title: Re: Supermarket trip of the floating kind
Post by Charlie on May 6th, 2009 at 3:58pm
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Still working on it.

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