This is about the local investigative office; some joggers found what looked like a big bag tied up with string …. These are a few of my favourite things.
Sorry about that the sound of music one of my all time greats…. High on a hill lived a lonely..
I am sixteen going on seventeen.. So long farewell..
Anyway, edelweiss, edelweiss every morning you greet me…
Where was I???
In the said hessian sack, “well we thought it was some sort of animal until we saw the hairy chest”
The officers involved detective Shylock Wombs and his sidekick Derek Watsonian
“What’s going on ere then”
“It seems we av a bag sir”
“I can see that Watsonian but I deduce there’s something in that bag”
“There’s a body missing a head and a leg sir”
“What’s the wheelbarrow for sir”
“ Just kids I expect”
“Ahah Watsonian I deduce, this person placed a bag around his body after cutting off his leg then hopped in this wheelbarrow whilst tying the string around that branch of yonder oak sapling before cutting his head off, the string pulled tight and broke free sending the wheelbarrow and cargo down to the lake edge where the joggers found it.

“ Shall I put it down as suspicious then sir?”

Apparently so?!?!
Our police force don't you just love em.

Cav,

I swear, most times when I read your posts...it's like a comic strip where every nuance, every crossing thought and every spark of a neuron is hanging above the character, in those cloud things, filling the entire box.

BTW, I'm going to check out that book you referenced in the Space thread.

Thanks,
Steve G

Ditto Stevee...it's everythought coloring the space around it.

That's a talent there Cav, this could've been a terribly morbid story, but coming from you, quite comical!

Cav, if you are not already being paid for producing literary work...of some sort....you have truly missed your calling. You have a gift for the written line! ;D

Joe

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Our cops just steal Viagra and walk around with a hard-on for everyone.

                Potter

No one's going to accuse them of being soft on crime...... ::)

Joe

(this is gonna get ugly! ;D)

Viagra
If you crush them in a glass of milk and sprinkle on your flowers the blooms last forever, can’t wait to see how the vegetables perform.
10” courgettes, 4”diameter onions.

You are such a silly woman, put the lime in the coconut......
If you call me in the mornin', I'll tell you what to do

(Cav, as a landscape professional, I must say that Viagra wont help the onions.... ):)