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Message started by cavalier on May 21st, 2009 at 7:40pm

Title: What a week
Post by cavalier on May 21st, 2009 at 7:40pm
First of all, Ida the missing link
“I always thought he lived next door, although more Neanderthal” grunting and knuckle dragging is his speciality.

Secondly, the revelations sneaking out from under the Parliament carpet,
personally I can’t see much problem of claiming expenses for Miss W.I.P Lash to come around to my stately pile every Wednesday for a bit of carpet beating.
You know how dirty carpets get from the peasant footfall of sightseers.

Finally and most importantly, I’ve just unearthed after….. years, my lucky pulling belt,
T’was in the heady days of youthful lust that with fondness I recall this statement of loin fulfilment,
I do recall sitting after a fruitful conquest with nail file in hand inscribing another cherished mark.
These moments were many and t’was hard to keep count, but count I did.
From plain buckle to incised masterpiece how I recall and that memory long lived.
Now I hold the said masterpiece in hand once more.

“I seem to remember more than “one” notch on it,
“Well suppose it’s a bit like evolution in a way” gets a bit exaggerated over time and you never know the true story,
“Did think it was more like a hundred notches though”
Perhaps it was in a dream.



Title: Re: What a week
Post by Linda_Howell on May 21st, 2009 at 7:52pm
I was wondering where you were Colin.   Glad to see you're still crazy as a loon.   I missed you.

Title: Re: What a week
Post by stevegeebe on May 21st, 2009 at 9:57pm
"and that memory long lived." = one...unless you have another "pulling belt" somewhere else.

Steve G

Title: Re: What a week
Post by Charlie on May 22nd, 2009 at 1:04am
Cav....You are truly an oddity. I wouldn't miss your stuff for the world.

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Title: Re: What a week
Post by Melissa on May 22nd, 2009 at 7:23am
A hundred eh? ;D

Title: Re: What a week
Post by Lefty on May 22nd, 2009 at 11:08am
A silver tongue stud like you Colin,one hundred easily.... :)


Lefty...!

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