A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in annimated conversation.

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at  first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following: 'Emma come first.  Den I come.  Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more.  Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice.  Then I come one lasta time.'

'You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine,' retorted the lady indignantly. 'In this country . . We don't speak aloud in public places about our  sex lives'!

'Hey, coola down lady,' said the man.  'Who talkin' abouta sex?  
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I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell ' Mississippi '.'  

As a red-a blooded American Man offa dee Italian descent, Ima sure Ima objectin to thisa joke! ;D

Joe

Yo Brother Joe... My lil' Sista "Anita Rattonetti', sent it to me..  And since Nita Bugsy (Anita's nickname) works at the airport and have her pilot license, she said don't make us buzz down there....   ;) ;)