Have you ever wondered what the difference between Grandmothers &  
Grandfathers were? Well here it is:

A friend, who worked away from home all week, always made a special  
effort to be with his family on the weekends. Every Sunday morning he  
would take his 7-year old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for  
some bonding time. Just he and his granddaughter.

One particular Sunday however, he had a bad cold and really didn't  
feel like being up to it. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and  
said that she would take their Granddaughter out for a ride.

When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her  
Grandfather..

'Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?' 'Oh yes Papa' the girl  
replied, 'And do you know what? We didn't see a single dumb bastard,  
dip-shit or horse's ass anywhere we went today!'

Kinda brings a tear to your eye doesn't it?