one morning the teacher walks into class and tells the children (around 10yrs of age)

"today children we shall learn the alphabet, now who can give me a word begining with A"

as in every class room around the world theres always one who sits at the back, Alphie

"Arse Miss its got to be Arse"

"No NO NO Alphie, antelope Miss, Very good Veronica, now who can give me a word begining with B"

"Bollocks Miss, its got to be Bollocks Miss"

"My God No Alphie, binoculars Miss, Very good Veronica, (now totally frustrated) who can give me a word begining with C"

"C+nt Miss Ohhh its got to be C+nt Miss"

"NOOO NOOO NOOO Alphie, Constantinople Miss, Very Very good Veronica, Phew ok who can give me a word begining with D"

" ooh Miss i know, OOOOH Miss i know, come on Miss i really do know"

well the teacher is thinking well there arn´t any dirt words begining with D so decides to let Alphie have a try

"Ok Alphie give me a word begining with D"

to wich little Alphie jumps up and shouts

"A DWARF MISS WITH A BIG PRICK AND HAIRY BOLLOCKS"