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Message started by LadyLuv on Jul 15th, 2009 at 10:51am

Title: Obsessions
Post by LadyLuv on Jul 15th, 2009 at 10:51am
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session
with four young mothers and their small children.

'You all have obsessions, he observed.'
   
To the first mother, Mary,  he said, 'You are obsessed  with eating.. You've even named your  daughter Candy.'

He turned to the second  Mom, Ann, 'Your obsession is
with  money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name,  Penny.'

He turned to the third Mom,  Joyce, 'Your obsession  is
alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name,  Brandy..'

At this point, the fourth  Mother, Kathy, quietly got up,
took her little boy by the hand and whispered, 'Come on, Dick, this guy has no idea what he's talking about. Lets pick up Peter and Willy from school and go get dinner.'

::) ::) ::) ::)







Title: Re: Obsessions
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Jul 15th, 2009 at 7:43pm
;D ;D ;D ;D

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