A bit of set up is required for this one...  I recently got a promotion at work and have been in a small (4 person) training class for the new position.  Our trainer leaves something to be desired... the following is just One reason why...(keep in mind this is a training CLASS)

Trainer ( at the end of the day today) says:  "I am feeling badgered today due to all the questions."

Me:  :o Fighting to keep my jaw clenched so I don't tell her why her sentence was SO STUPID.  UM HELLO DUMBA$$ this is a training class we are suppose to ask questions how else are we suppose to learn this.  
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Can we add stupid things people do to this board? DH stood with his head in the bathroom window when I was on the toilet doing my thing and yelling at me for crying ( I had a CH and was super annoyed!) Then tried to reason with me! He was also trashing the garage after I had cleaned it and I was super annoyed about that too! By trashing I mean opening boxes looking for something (we are packing to move) and not repacking the boxes just leaving it for me to do later when I felt better because I am so much better at it than him. So I yelled insults (CH moment) He yelled back and then tried to reason with a hysterical woman during a Cluster Headache. And is still mad at me! 1. I have the right to sit on the toilet and do my thing without interuption. He is over the age of consent and older than me anyway so he should not need constant supervision. 2. I am allowed to have a Cluster Headache or any other kind of pain and not be yelled at. 3. What kind of crazy man tries to reason with a hysterical and in pain woman anyway? 4. As a direct result of this Oh she will clean up after me attitude I am throwing away his big box of porn. That will teach him! Esp since he got both grease and sawdust on my books! And did not apologize. And I spent good money on them because I only buy hardbacks and only buy the ones I super like. The library has the rest and they can dust them.
Can somebody please explain this crap to me? I am really confused and looking forward to therapy next week!
Sophia :(

Wish I could help explain but I can't. Hang in there Sophia and I hope you get some comfort from your therapy next week. :)

All the best.

You may want to print a copy of THE RULES see "joke section" on the board, and give that to him.   It probably won't help but that along with a few well chosen words may help release some tension.   ;)

Ginger, I really want to have a t shirt with your little frustrated person on it to show to people when they aggrivate the crap out of me and say something like Keep it up buddy and I will help your face look like this. Giggle. Gee guess I am still a bit angry and a bit on the violent side. As for your problem with Oh all these questions OMG! How did you manage to restrain from throwing a chair? You have super human abilities I swear to God!!!! Or at the very least bust out laughing. You must be super nice because when people do that crap here in Denmark they have a very blunt American me to deal with and I usually laugh my butt off. Too bad it finds its way home. Giggle tee hee.
Hugs, or as we say over here Knus :D

Thanks Sophia, what a nice compliment.   :)

I have learned a bit of restraint over the years (thanks to my children).

However I did find myself clenching my jaw very tightly so as not to speak and really piss off the trainer  :o

It was stressed by my new supervisor to take full advantage of the training and feel free to ask questions, since the only dumb question is one that goes unasked.  Also at the beginning of training in front of my new sup. the trainer basically stated the same thing...  
Then a week or so later we get the "I'm feeling badgered"   (  [smiley=crackup.gif]  ) rant at the end of the day.  Oh my I was truly  :P biting my tongue.    

It just goes to show you that even supposed "SMART" people lost some brain cells somewhere.  

This (meaning me) Smart (azz) person has lost a few brain cells along the way mainly due to CH, but at least I have enough brain matter left to "think before I speak"...just don't catch me just before, during or after a CH attack as this normal function may be a bit out of whack.   ::)

[smiley=wave.gif] and Thanks again!

Hi Ginger and the rest of you nice people here! I got the funniest email. I have to have brain surgery on this tumor they found and therefore will be selling my waist length hair. The dude who wanted to buy it freaked when I mentioned paying for it. And he wanted to buy it with what,,,, monopoly money???? I am so not shaving my head for that!
Still reeling from idiocy. Have a great night. Sophia :o

<<< Wonders why a dude would want to buy someones waist length hair anyway...   :o




After thought... May bee I really don't want the answer to that question.   ::)

The dude who wanted to buy my hair just emailed and said he didnt want it because it would have to be shipped overseas. Gee I didnt know hair went bad. Giggle. One wonders where these people come from anyway. Or what they are smoking. Giggle tee hee. Looks like selling my hair may be a lost cause anyway. Have to go to the hospital for pain management next week. Guess the doc is tired of hearing me whine. Wish she would just give me 02 and have done with it. Does anyone besides me feel like the docs just make you jump thru hoops? Wish they would put out the flames first.
I hope you all have a pain free weekend. Sophia