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Title: Attn Managers, or those who Hire employees
Post by ClusterChuck on Aug 17^th, 2009 at 11:27pm

Ok, with the other picture, someone mentioned that person trying for a job.

OK, you are a business owner, or manager and need to hire a few people to work with your customers, directly, face to face, to represent you and your company. Well, here are pictures of those that have applied for the job. Take your pick!
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Title: Re: Attn Managers, or those who Hire employees
Post by ClusterChuck on Aug 17^th, 2009 at 11:27pm

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Post by ClusterChuck on Aug 17^th, 2009 at 11:28pm

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Post by ClusterChuck on Aug 17^th, 2009 at 11:29pm

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Title: Re: Attn Managers, or those who Hire employees
Post by Melissa on Aug 17^th, 2009 at 11:56pm

#29. And that's my final answer.

Good God!!! :o :P

Title: Re: Attn Managers, or those who Hire employees
Post by Jimi on Aug 18^th, 2009 at 12:15am

Well it looks like Melissa's pic is number #30 so I pick her.

I can't comment on the others because they scare me. :(

Title: Re: Attn Managers, or those who Hire employees
Post by MJ on Aug 18^th, 2009 at 12:22am

It can be hard to find good help at times.

Just another day interviewing.

1) No hire
2) nope
3) NO Way
4 Nope
5 Get out of our offices
6 WTF is that
7, 8 why isnt he locked away?
9 Maybe........... Nahhhhhh
10 Sure, lose the crown
11 WHY?
12 Get out NOW
13 Might make a good compass at the information booth
14 ma'am could you lock the door on the way out
15 wierd mutha
16 Finally a potential employees. He can be in charge of the collection ops for recievables.
17 just get out
18,19,20, F...... off and get out.
21 are those stones real? If so she may work out in finance.
22 HMMM lets talk first
23 Nope
24 I know him naahhhhh just get out.

25,6,7,8 and 29. Your hired.

Letter to customer follows;
Dear customer
your account is over 90 days past due and we are sending over some staff to see if we can work out some reasonable payment arrangements Our people will be happy to work with you and your customers.

They will assist you in any way possible and will greet each and every one of your customers and or guests with pleasure and respect.

Thanks again.

Title: Re: Attn Managers, or those who Hire employees
Post by Redd on Aug 18^th, 2009 at 12:42am

The other side of the coin on this is....

These things cost money, specially the tattoos, the piercings are relatively cheap but the jewelry itself gets costly.

They all have to bringing in some sort of bucks to pay for it all....

The question is, what do they do....and how can I get in on that kind of money making operation...because I'm sure they have rent and other bills to pay on top of their...ummmm body beautification expenses...

I need to find out what they DO to afford all that and still pay bills....

Title: Re: Attn Managers, or those who Hire employees
Post by Melissa on Aug 18^th, 2009 at 12:50am

Anyone else scroll up and down really fast to see the responses besides me?? :-/

Title: Re: Attn Managers, or those who Hire employees
Post by Kevin_M on Aug 18^th, 2009 at 2:10am

Chuck,

Who wants to examine a nose interior while talking to someone.

Far more subtly, we do have a policy against guys wearing two earrings. My best worker for absolute model customer service wears two earrings, not large. I've never even noticed he wears one after a whole year, looking right past it to his performance and abilities, and have been called over by customers who want to compliment him to me more than anyone else. But a new gung-ho manager trainee did a disciplinary write-up on him, bringing it to my attention, stupid as I might sound, it was news to me. My employee just came to me about it for explaining, rationale, etc, on the matter. All I've said so far is there is such a policy and all management said, informally, was, only women can wear two and left it at that.

This guy gets more phone numbers from women than I've ever seen as well as tips from them, and his guy crew is decent. He's an excellent worker, one of my best, never a complaint, and sales are great when he's scheduled.

I have to begin some conversations with him with an eventual convincing outcome without diminishing his morale for the workplace, he'll be still the same person without one, but need to wing it without understanding about it. He knows it's not coming from me and doesn't even like working if I'm not there, but I need to make sure it doesn't keep arising if it is an unpleasant subject.

Title: Re: Attn Managers, or those who Hire employees
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Aug 18^th, 2009 at 2:59am

Redd wrote on Aug 18^th, 2009 at 12:42am:

There ya go, all sorted for ya.
# 1 TV aerial salesman
#2 Ex nasal decongestant rep
#3 Test pattern for monitor adjustment
#4 Barbed wire fencing contractor who really gets into his work
#5 Fright night contestant
#6 Cosmetic dentist
#7 Mommy’s boy, he’ll never get a job
#8 Kitchen utensils assistant Wall Mart
#9 Flag salesman
#10 Sales assistant lingerie, right next to the paint section
#11 Dressmakers mannequin
#12 Bovine nose ring sales rep
#13 World champ at marbles
#14 Snake oils sales “Don’t trust this one”
#15 Designs’ those lights made from fishing line
#16
#17 Trumpet player in one man band
#18 Dinner bell in low cost hotel
#19 Ex computer tech looking for a more meaningful career
#20 Bodice manufacturers model
#21 Donut hole technician
#22 Works in a club & keeps out of trouble by keeping mouth shut
#23 Popular Web master “ I know this cos Chuck told me”
#24
#25 Mori totem pole
#26 Mortician who practiced his trade just a little to well
#27 Freeway & turnpike engineer
#28 Gas pipeline estimator
#29 Professional soccer hooligan

7, 16 & 24 are just gonna have to beg for a living.

Title: Re: Attn Managers, or those who Hire employees
Post by deltadarlin on Aug 18^th, 2009 at 8:07am

Chuck,
You need to quit cruising bmezine.com ;D. The good thing is, you didn't show some of the more bizarre piercings and tattooing (not appropriate for here) :-X

Carolyn

Title: Re: Attn Managers, or those who Hire employees
Post by JeffB on Aug 18^th, 2009 at 9:36am

I think #27 is my uncle Igor.......yup, thats him!

Oh how he loves to carve the Turkey and anything else on Thanksgiving.

Title: Re: Attn Managers, or those who Hire employees
Post by QnHeartMM on Aug 18^th, 2009 at 6:49pm

I think if I was recruiting, and that was my applicant pool, I'd retire.

Title: Re: Attn Managers, or those who Hire employees
Post by Charlie on Aug 18^th, 2009 at 8:21pm

What....No Coneheads?

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Title: Re: Attn Managers, or those who Hire employees
Post by midwestbeth on Aug 19^th, 2009 at 2:55pm

OMG!!!! MY EYES!!!!

There are some things you cannot un-see. Someone please pass the brain bleach.

Beth

Title: Re: Attn Managers, or those who Hire employees
Post by Brew on Aug 19^th, 2009 at 3:13pm

midwestbeth wrote on Aug 19^th, 2009 at 2:55pm:

OMG!!!! MY EYES!!!!

There are some things you cannot un-see. Someone please pass the brain bleach.

Beth

It's like putting toothpaste back in the tube, or un-ringing a bell.

Ain't gonna happen.

Polluted for life.

Title: Re: Attn Managers, or those who Hire employees
Post by [joHnny]w_ an_h on Aug 19^th, 2009 at 8:46pm

i used to know a guy who had several piercings and a bone through his nose. he had a very high i.q. he used to carry along with him all kinds of tool catalogs, a machinist manual, welding manuals, and a few math formula books. he was an extremely talented welder, machinist, and carpenter. he and and i were very good friends. he and his wife got into cocaine real bad and it destroyed him. after knowing eric i don't judge people based on their appearance.

edited to add: eric was also one of the few people i could go out of town with and not strange. if you think a couple hours in the car is bad with someone you cant stand imagine spending a couple weeks with them. the only time i've ever been to nyc was with eric. we got along pretty good.

Title: Re: Attn Managers, or those who Hire employees
Post by Brew on Aug 19^th, 2009 at 10:13pm

-johnny- wrote on Aug 19^th, 2009 at 8:46pm:

Kinda tough to snort blow with a bone in your nose.

Title: Re: Attn Managers, or those who Hire employees
Post by JeffB on Aug 19^th, 2009 at 10:23pm

-johnny- wrote on Aug 19^th, 2009 at 8:46pm:

So you spent a couple of weeks in a car with someone you can't stand or......????

You lost me dude. I'm sure he was an all right guy pierced or not. So how much did he pay for blow?

Title: Re: Attn Managers, or those who Hire employees
Post by Kirk on Aug 20^th, 2009 at 6:55am

I think that #16 worked at Seattle Ship Supply for awhile. The rest of those guys could be anyone from around Second Ave or Pike Street. On my boat everyone has more tattoos than me. I've never had the time to get many of them.
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