THE COMPUTER SWALLOWED GRANDMA



The computer swallowed grandma.


Yes, honestly its true!


She pressed 'control' and 'enter'


And disappeared from view.

It devoured her completely,


The thought just makes me squirm.


She must have caught a virus


Or been eaten by a worm.



I've searched through the recycle bin


And files of every kind;


I've even used the Internet,


But nothing did I find.



In desperation, I asked Google


My searches to refine.


The reply from him was negative,


Not a thing was found 'online.'



So, if inside your 'In-box,'


My Grandma you should see,


Please 'Copy,''Scan' and 'Paste' her


And send her back to me.
;) ;)

I think Grandma must have went and seen a "death Panel".....

Kidding.

That was good Barbara

I'll keep my eye out for her.
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Oh! I liked the poem bye the way

I love the poem! I sent it to our computer tech at school. I thought it would be a cute way to start off the school year. He likes to send stuff like this to us. Thanks for sharing.

Charlotte

If she is as mean, ornery, argumentative, nasty as YOU are, then maybe it is best that she is in the "Outer Limits ..."

I may have found your grandma
In my computer tower sitting.
I wait and wait with dial-up speed
While it seems like it's still knitting.

I delete the trails to sites I've been
To speed it up oh please.
Ok I browsed a couple sites today,
But who's baking all these cookies!

She's warm and fine rocking here, no virus atmosphere,
Protected by a nightly shot of apricot sweet brandy.
A favorite little bowl aside for her
Filled with peppermint hard candy.