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Message started by DennisM1045 on Sep 8th, 2009 at 3:52pm

Title: I'm cursed!!!
Post by DennisM1045 on Sep 8th, 2009 at 3:52pm
My wife Andrea needed to undergo a routine, if very inconvenient, medical procedure last week.  You know, the kind that keeps you up most of the previous night with frequent trips to the porcelain throne.  Well, having been down that particular road a number of times myself, I know how much it can take out of you.  :(

So there we are the next morning.  Poor Andrea looking bedraggled and getting an IV started while I’m ensconced out in the waiting area with a book awaiting the call to drive her home.  A nurse pokes her head out to say they’re having some trouble with the IV line but not to worry.  Sure…  I inform her that she’ll never get a line in Andrea’s hand.  They never do … not for lack of trying mind you.  “Ok” she says and disappears again. :-/

Five minutes later she pops her head out of the preop room again to say the got a line in higher up and not to worry “your daughter is fine”. :o

That’s right, my wife of 29 years just became my daughter.  No food for 24 hours, after a night of physical torture and lying in an OR she still looks that much younger than I.   :o

I’m afraid I can no longer deny my long held suspicions that I am Andrea's portrait of Dorian Grey. She remains ever young while I age for the two of us.  Only three years separate us - if you can believe that.  On the other hand, I guess it’s nice to have a trophy wife. 8-)

-Dennis-
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Title: Re: I'm cursed!!!
Post by Brew on Sep 8th, 2009 at 3:58pm
I can see that, Pops.

Title: Re: I'm cursed!!!
Post by Melissa on Sep 8th, 2009 at 5:10pm
LOL!! ;D

Title: Re: I'm cursed!!!
Post by ClusterChuck on Sep 8th, 2009 at 5:26pm
You PERVERT!!!

How DARE you do nasty things to such a sweet and innocent young thing!!!

You dirty old man!

Chuck


(BTW, my ex-wife always had problems with them getting an IV in her, too, or even just getting in a vein to take blood.  She found a solution.  Ask for a pediatric nurse, or better still, a neo-natal nurse.)

Title: Re: I'm cursed!!!
Post by Jimi on Sep 8th, 2009 at 5:32pm
Dennis.....I know EXACTLY what you are talking about. I, too, am cursed. But I like it and I bet you do too!

Title: Re: I'm cursed!!!
Post by ClusterChuck on Sep 8th, 2009 at 5:36pm

Jimi wrote on Sep 8th, 2009 at 5:32pm:
Dennis.....I know EXACTLY what you are talking about. I, too, am cursed. But I like it and I bet you do too!

But, Jimi, we all already KNEW you were a dirty old man ...

Title: Re: I'm cursed!!!
Post by Lefty on Sep 8th, 2009 at 6:22pm
Hey Sugar Daddy, now that wee story did make me laugh.. ;D


Lefty..!

Title: Re: I'm cursed!!!
Post by Mosaicwench on Sep 8th, 2009 at 7:31pm
Thanks for the great laugh Dennis!!

Title: Re: I'm cursed!!!
Post by QnHeartMM on Sep 8th, 2009 at 7:49pm
That's awesome and I hope her procedure went well.

Title: Re: I'm cursed!!!
Post by Jackie on Sep 8th, 2009 at 8:25pm
Don't pay them any mind, Dennis... :)

Your a good looking couple and a perfect match!

Title: Re: I'm cursed!!!
Post by Charlie on Sep 8th, 2009 at 9:41pm
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You're a lucky man Dennis.

Charlie

Title: Re: I'm cursed!!!
Post by Callico on Sep 8th, 2009 at 11:44pm
Did you say only 3(0) yrs difference? :D

Hope all is well.

Jerry

Title: Re: I'm cursed!!!
Post by Kevin_M on Sep 9th, 2009 at 7:40am
Your picture with her has a revealing smile.  That never gets old.   ;)

Title: Re: I'm cursed!!!
Post by BarbaraD on Sep 9th, 2009 at 8:05am
Lordy!!! And that woman has had 10 (that's TEN!!!) kids!!!!! DENNIS you are a DIRTY OLD MAN!!!   :D :D :D

Hope she's feeling better and can eat something now...

Hugs BD

Title: Re: I'm cursed!!!
Post by Langa on Sep 9th, 2009 at 8:18am
Please tell me she colors her hair, cause i'm about 40%  grey already  :-/ .  Your wife and Jimi's have those anti-aging genes.  You both do look great in the pic though. 

My veins are awful too, so it's either my neck or my foot.  :-[

Hope all went well with your wife.

Langa




Title: Re: I'm cursed!!!
Post by DennisM1045 on Sep 9th, 2009 at 10:03am

Langa wrote on Sep 9th, 2009 at 8:18am:
Please tell me she colors her hair, cause i'm about 40%  grey already  :-/ . 

Nope.  She has a few greys in there to prove it.  Says she's earned them  8-)

-Dennis-

Title: Re: I'm cursed!!!
Post by DennisM1045 on Sep 9th, 2009 at 10:05am

BarbaraD wrote on Sep 9th, 2009 at 8:05am:
Lordy!!! And that woman has had 10 (that's TEN!!!) kids!!!!! DENNIS you are a DIRTY OLD MAN!!!   :D :D :D

Now you know why we have 10  ;D

-Dennis-

Title: Re: I'm cursed!!!
Post by DennisM1045 on Sep 9th, 2009 at 10:05am

Jimi wrote on Sep 8th, 2009 at 5:32pm:
Dennis.....I know EXACTLY what you are talking about. I, too, am cursed. But I like it and I bet you do too!

We truly are luck guys Jimi  ;)

-Dennis-

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