LOL I couldn't resist! I got this from Mel and thought to myself, you know what? We could all use a good giggle!

Enjoy you lovely lot - show me your other side!

MY NEW NAME IS IN THE SUBJECT.....DON'T LAUGH UNTIL YOU FIND OUT WHAT YOUR NEW NAME IS.

We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.

Please don't be a bore & ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know including the person that sent it to you.

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.

Here is your dose of humor...

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to friends and family & co-workers.

Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you
so they know you participated .

And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far & wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer!

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants , by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

So:-

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey

e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.

Now when you S END THIS ON...use your new name as the subject.

And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day.







Put more laughter in your day!

Uh, sneezy dippin dunkin.

Yes, I sneeze in my coffee and then dunk my donut.  Used to be green sleeve wiper.




Quote:

Boobie Farklefricken

Would'a laid odds you'd be a fricken something.  Whatever farkle is, it fits, too.

I'm now Tootsie Pottyhump  ;D

Nice.   ::)

Best,

Fluffy Dippinface

Kevin_M wrote on Nov 19^th, 2009 at 1:10pm:

Quote: Boobie Farklefricken Would'a laid odds you'd be a fricken something.  Whatever farkle is, it fits, too.

Kevin - Lisa and I are laughing ourselves into hiccups! She says you obviously know me far too well!

I'm Boobie Farkletush.  We must be related somewheres!

Dumbo  Frickenlips

Hmmmmm... :-/

That's Sloopy Battyface for me  8-)

I figured Helen would be Boobie somethingorother  :D

-Dennis-

ok mine is snooty potty humperdinck

jrcox

Boobie Farklesniffer

Seems lots of us are related.

Dorfus Hubblebrains. ;D

Brew wrote on Nov 19^th, 2009 at 5:25pm:

Boobie Farklesniffer Seems lots of us are related.

I KNOW I'm related to you. I'm Tootsie Farklesniffer and our son is Dinky Farklesniffer!

Ummm Tootsie FarkleDunkin at your service....

So, anyone know exactly what happens when you go dunkin farkles?  Is it like pumpkin chunkin?

So I'm now Dorfus Pottyboob.  I've heard of Potty Mouth (not that I would know first hand  ;D) but Pottyboob????

Carol

I am NOT going to do this.
This is so far beneath whatever dignity I have,  as to be ridiculous.
it is adolescent.
It is nonsense.
It is crapola.
What a waste of time.
I have better things to do with my keyboard...

     Love,  sloopy Rhino squirt

Dorfus Pottydoodle at your service.  Married to Sleezy Pottydoodle and the proud parents of my very own namesake, Dorfus Pottydoodle the Second!

Well I'll be damned if I'm not Sleezy Dippenhiney... 8-)

Oh all right,......er...ummm...Sloopy Pottyshorts here....

Dallas Denny

Tootsie PickleButt, I'm available for any and all Vlasic commercials! ;D

Snickle Snickle Doodle.

Not exactly a porn movie star name.

Charlie

Tootsie FarkleHump!
Uhh.......how dignified. I think I'll use it on my biz cards.....

Linda_Howell wrote on Nov 19^th, 2009 at 6:24pm:

I am NOT going to do this. This is so far beneath whatever dignity I have,  as to be ridiculous. it is adolescent. It is nonsense. It is crapola. What a waste of time. I have better things to do with my keyboard...      Love,  sloopy Rhino squirt

Ha linda I see what you did there. Very clever.

snooty potty humperdinck
aka Jrcox :D

;D ;D ;D
Helen you sure know how to keep us laughing
Lots of love from Snooty Chickenboob

i cant believe i did that  ::)

Mark (dorfus battypants) and the wife (greasy (born sticklehump)(married battypants))

sneezy chickendunkin it is then ,,,,wheres  dem pesky chickens?!!!!