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Message started by LeLimey on Nov 19th, 2009 at 12:41pm

Title: Boobie Farklefricken
Post by LeLimey on Nov 19th, 2009 at 12:41pm
LOL I couldn't resist! I got this from Mel and thought to myself, you know what? We could all use a good giggle!

Enjoy you lovely lot - show me your other side!

MY NEW NAME IS IN THE SUBJECT.....DON'T LAUGH UNTIL YOU FIND OUT WHAT YOUR NEW NAME IS.

We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.

Please don't be a bore & ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know including the person that sent it to you.

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.

Here is your dose of humor...

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to friends and family & co-workers.

Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you
so they know you participated .

And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far & wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer!

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants , by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

So:-

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey

e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.

Now when you S END THIS ON...use your new name as the subject.

And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day.







Put more laughter in your day!




Title: Re: Boobie Farklefricken
Post by Kevin_M on Nov 19th, 2009 at 1:10pm
Uh, sneezy dippin dunkin.

Yes, I sneeze in my coffee and then dunk my donut.  Used to be green sleeve wiper.




Quote:
Boobie Farklefricken


Would'a laid odds you'd be a fricken something.  Whatever farkle is, it fits, too.



Title: Re: Boobie Farklefricken
Post by midwestbeth on Nov 19th, 2009 at 1:36pm
I'm now Tootsie Pottyhump  ;D

Title: Re: Boobie Farklefricken
Post by George on Nov 19th, 2009 at 1:40pm
Nice.   ::)

Best,

Fluffy Dippinface

Title: Re: Boobie Farklefricken
Post by LeLimey on Nov 19th, 2009 at 2:00pm

Kevin_M wrote on Nov 19th, 2009 at 1:10pm:

Quote:
Boobie Farklefricken


Would'a laid odds you'd be a fricken something.  Whatever farkle is, it fits, too.



Kevin - Lisa and I are laughing ourselves into hiccups! She says you obviously know me far too well!

Title: Re: Boobie Farklefricken
Post by Melissa on Nov 19th, 2009 at 2:09pm
I'm Boobie Farkletush.  We must be related somewheres!

Title: Re: Boobie Farklefricken
Post by Redd on Nov 19th, 2009 at 2:15pm
Dumbo  Frickenlips

Hmmmmm... :-/

Title: Re: Boobie Farklefricken
Post by DennisM1045 on Nov 19th, 2009 at 2:17pm
That's Sloopy Battyface for me  8-)

I figured Helen would be Boobie somethingorother  :D

-Dennis-

Title: Re: Boobie Farklefricken
Post by Jrcox on Nov 19th, 2009 at 2:30pm
ok mine is snooty potty humperdinck

jrcox

Title: Re: Boobie Farklefricken
Post by Brew on Nov 19th, 2009 at 5:25pm
Boobie Farklesniffer

Seems lots of us are related.

Title: Re: Boobie Farklefricken
Post by barry_sword on Nov 19th, 2009 at 5:35pm
Dorfus Hubblebrains. ;D

Title: Re: Boobie Farklefricken
Post by Mosaicwench on Nov 19th, 2009 at 5:42pm

Brew wrote on Nov 19th, 2009 at 5:25pm:
Boobie Farklesniffer

Seems lots of us are related.


I KNOW I'm related to you. I'm Tootsie Farklesniffer and our son is Dinky Farklesniffer!

Title: Re: Boobie Farklefricken
Post by catlind on Nov 19th, 2009 at 6:05pm
Ummm Tootsie FarkleDunkin at your service....

So, anyone know exactly what happens when you go dunkin farkles?  Is it like pumpkin chunkin?


Title: Re: Boobie Farklefricken
Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on Nov 19th, 2009 at 6:14pm
So I'm now Dorfus Pottyboob.  I've heard of Potty Mouth (not that I would know first hand  ;D) but Pottyboob????

Carol

Title: Re: Boobie Farklefricken
Post by Linda_Howell on Nov 19th, 2009 at 6:24pm
I am NOT going to do this.
This is so far beneath whatever dignity I have,  as to be ridiculous.
it is adolescent.
It is nonsense.
It is crapola.
What a waste of time.
I have better things to do with my keyboard...

     Love,  sloopy Rhino squirt

Title: Re: Boobie Farklefricken
Post by deltadarlin on Nov 19th, 2009 at 7:12pm
Dorfus Pottydoodle at your service.  Married to Sleezy Pottydoodle and the proud parents of my very own namesake, Dorfus Pottydoodle the Second!

Title: Re: Boobie Farklefricken
Post by KJ on Nov 19th, 2009 at 7:54pm
Well I'll be damned if I'm not Sleezy Dippenhiney... 8-)

Title: Re: Boobie Farklefricken
Post by Dallas Denny 62 on Nov 19th, 2009 at 8:09pm
Oh all right,......er...ummm...Sloopy Pottyshorts here....

Dallas Denny

Title: Re: Boobie Farklefricken
Post by Iddy on Nov 19th, 2009 at 8:17pm
Tootsie PickleButt, I'm available for any and all Vlasic commercials! ;D

Title: Re: Boobie Farklefricken
Post by Charlie on Nov 19th, 2009 at 8:51pm
Snickle Snickle Doodle.

Not exactly a porn movie star name.

Charlie

Title: Re: Boobie Farklefricken
Post by Cathi_Pierce on Nov 19th, 2009 at 11:21pm
Tootsie FarkleHump!
Uhh.......how dignified. I think I'll use it on my biz cards.....

Title: Re: Boobie Farklefricken
Post by Jrcox on Nov 22nd, 2009 at 10:51pm

Linda_Howell wrote on Nov 19th, 2009 at 6:24pm:
I am NOT going to do this.
This is so far beneath whatever dignity I have,  as to be ridiculous.
it is adolescent.
It is nonsense.
It is crapola.
What a waste of time.
I have better things to do with my keyboard...

     Love,  sloopy Rhino squirt


Ha linda I see what you did there. Very clever.

snooty potty humperdinck
aka Jrcox :D


Title: Re: Boobie Farklefricken
Post by Jasmyn on Nov 30th, 2009 at 6:01am
;D ;D ;D
Helen you sure know how to keep us laughing
Lots of love from Snooty Chickenboob

Title: Re: Boobie Farklefricken
Post by McGee on Dec 1st, 2009 at 7:42am
i cant believe i did that  ::)

Mark (dorfus battypants) and the wife (greasy (born sticklehump)(married battypants))

Title: Re: Boobie Farklefricken
Post by davedmk on Dec 1st, 2009 at 10:55am
sneezy chickendunkin it is then ,,,,wheres  dem pesky chickens?!!!!

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