All the idiots in the land had a meeting last night. One of them had my schedule for today and they started plotting and planning. I know this because everywhere I went today I was surrounded by them. Every corner I turned I bumped into one of them. Every call I took had one of them on the other end. Beware of the idiots. They know things.

seaworthy wrote on Dec 16^th, 2009 at 7:15pm:

All the idiots in the land had a meeting last night. One of them had my schedule for today and they started plotting and planning. I know this because everywhere I went today I was surrounded by them. Every corner I turned I bumped into one of them. Every call I took had one of them on the other end. Beware of the idiots. They know things.

  I'm a knower of things and a teller of stories.

           Potter

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I'm a knower of things

More than a lab?

They are active today in my area. I saw one when I looked in the mirror this morning. Save us.

Don

...and it seems they all have the letters PhD after their names.

I feel like that everyday at work.  Or is it just me....?

and they all shop at walmart.

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sorry Bill and Pat...I've just been waiting for the right time to post this.   ;D

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shhh   shhh here comes johnny. everybody in position.

I had not seen a single one of them.  Then I realized the old saying... "if you cant spot the idiot, you might be the idiot" is very true. (ok, the saying is about "fish" in poker terms, but sounded good enough)

They're everywhere..... they're everywhere!!!

Linda_Howell wrote on Dec 16^th, 2009 at 10:46pm:

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seaworthy wrote on Dec 16^th, 2009 at 7:15pm:

All the idiots in the land had a meeting last night. They know things.

I got the e-mail about it this morning.  Buttwipes, always an afterthought to them when it comes to getting the oracle visions.

Chewy,
Your reality check is in the mail.

I'm not cashing it. Reality sucks.

seaworthy wrote on Dec 17^th, 2009 at 10:19am:

I'm not cashing it. Reality sucks.

And in Chewy's case, it sweats.

seaworthy wrote on Dec 16^th, 2009 at 7:15pm:

All the idiots in the land had a meeting last night. One of them had my schedule for today and they started plotting and planning. I know this because everywhere I went today I was surrounded by them. Every corner I turned I bumped into one of them. Every call I took had one of them on the other end. Beware of the idiots. They know things.

I live in a village.  So I'm surrounded by . . . you guessed it . . . .VILLAGE IDIOTS!

FramCire wrote on Dec 17^th, 2009 at 12:13am:

............... Then I realized the old saying... "if you cant spot the idiot, you might be the idiot" is very true...........

I resemble that remark!

Dammit Linda and your walmart link! It was like a rubber-necker at a trainwreck. Don't wanna look and can't look away!

seaworthy wrote on Dec 16^th, 2009 at 7:32pm:

Quote: I'm a knower of things More than a lab?

I thought I was smarter than my Lab.  but after playing fetch by myself for an hour while the dog watched I came to the conclusion that no I'm not smarter than a Lab.

           Potter

Many more to come!

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Potter wrote on Dec 17^th, 2009 at 6:03pm:

seaworthy wrote on Dec 16th, 2009 at 7:32pm: Quote: I'm a knower of things More than a lab? I thought I was smarter than my Lab.  but after playing fetch by myself for an hour while the dog watched I came to the conclusion that no I'm not smarter than a Lab.            Potter

man thats gotta be be tough

-johnny- wrote on Dec 17^th, 2009 at 11:17pm:

Potter wrote on Dec 17th, 2009 at 6:03pm: seaworthy wrote on Dec 16th, 2009 at 7:32pm: Quote: I'm a knower of things More than a lab? I thought I was smarter than my Lab.  but after playing fetch by myself for an hour while the dog watched I came to the conclusion that no I'm not smarter than a Lab.            Potter man thats gotta be be tough

It's an hour of his life he'll never get back.

Yeah, but it keeps him off the streets...

seaworthy wrote on Dec 16^th, 2009 at 7:15pm:

All the idiots in the land had a meeting last night. One of them had my schedule for today and they started plotting and planning. I know this because everywhere I went today I was surrounded by them. Every corner I turned I bumped into one of them. Every call I took had one of them on the other end. Beware of the idiots. They know things.

You were visiting Arizona, right?
Question......Why do they have handicapped license plates in Arizona? It’s kind of redundant.

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Yeah, but it keeps him off the streets...

Good thing to. Chasing them cars can get ugly.

seaworthy wrote on Dec 19^th, 2009 at 2:38pm:

Quote: Yeah, but it keeps him off the streets... Good thing to. Chasing them cars can get ugly.

   I been trained.  I don't chase cars.  I wait till they're parked and then I pee on their tires.

             Potter

Potter wrote on Dec 19^th, 2009 at 4:18pm:

seaworthy wrote on Dec 19th, 2009 at 2:38pm: Quote: Yeah, but it keeps him off the streets... Good thing to. Chasing them cars can get ugly.    I been trained.  I don't chase cars.  I wait till they're parked and then I pee on their tires.              Potter

Do you hike your leg too?

BobG wrote on Dec 19^th, 2009 at 1:14pm:

[quote author=3C2A2E38203D3B27364F0 link=1261008911/0#0 date=1261008911] You were visiting Arizona, right? Question......Why do they have handicapped license plates in Arizona? It’s kind of redundant.

   TThats OK in California they have the traffic speed limit signs in Braille also. Go figure.
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Kirk wrote on Dec 19^th, 2009 at 8:48pm:

TThats OK in California they have the traffic speed limit signs in Braille also. Go figure. [smiley=smokin.gif]

Yeah, blind people like to walk around, and they also like to know where the sign directs traffic to stop, where cars only yield, etc.   If a blind person is going to interact with traffic, don't you think they deserve that information?  Or are they not worth it??

Monty

Do you really think that was what the post was meant to say?

If so then refer to the thread title.

FAIL!