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Daily Chat >> General Posts >> Political Correctness http://www.clusterheadaches.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1264155680 Message started by Batch on Jan 22nd, 2010 at 5:21am |
Title: Re: Political Correctness Post by Kevin_M on Jan 22nd, 2010 at 6:19am
Aggy grad goes for a job interview. The wary interviewer knows he'll need to start slow.
"Ok, I'm going to draw a tree here, and another tree here, and one more tree. How many trees do you count? "Nine" "Let me try this again. Look, here is a tree, and there's this mound of dirt around it, another tree with a mound of dirt around it, and one more tree with dirt. Now, how many? "Ninety-nine" "HERE IS A TREE, IT HAS A MOUND OF DIRT AROUND IT, and a DOG COMES AND TAKES A POOP. ANOTHER TREE, MOUND OF DIRT WITH DOG POOP. AND ONE MORE. TREE, MOUND OF DIRT, DOG POOP. HOW MANY?" "One hundred" "Just how are you figuring these? "Well, tree and tree and tree is nine." OOOOOK, and you got ninety-nine? "Yep. Dirty tree and dirty tree and dirty tree is 99." "Alright now, how in the HELL can you come up with one hundred?" "Dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd is 100! Them Aggies do know their shit. |
Title: Re: Political Correctness Post by Bob P on Jan 22nd, 2010 at 7:04am
If you look inside an Aggie's boots you'll see "TGIF".
It stands for "Toes Go In First". |
Title: Re: Political Correctness Post by jon019 on Jan 22nd, 2010 at 11:22am
Q: Why don't Aggie cheerleaders wear bras?
A: They don't make 'em with 4 cups. |
Title: Re: Political Correctness Post by DennisM1045 on Jan 22nd, 2010 at 1:10pm
Awesome!!! Thanks for sharing Pete. This just made my facebook page.
Those jokes are great too!!! -Dennis- |
Title: Re: Political Correctness Post by Charlie on Jan 22nd, 2010 at 4:26pm
Pretty good Batch.
Count me in! Charlie |
Title: Re: Political Correctness Post by Kilowatt3 on Jan 28th, 2010 at 6:59pm
It's a hundred miles from College Station, TX to Houston.
Why does it take a carload of Aggies three days to drive it? V V V V V V V V V V V V V V It's all those signs along the highway that say, "Clean Restrooms". Man, that's a lot of restrooms to clean! Regards, Jim (TAMU EE '87) |
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