What’s the deal with all these celebs having a fling on the side and blaming it on a disease (Compulsive humping disorder) it seems pretty pandemic in the world of celebrities.
It doesn’t seem to matter where you come from or what you happen to be famous for.

“I just fell over and she happened to be there with no clothes on” “Honest”

Statement from the press...
“They’re undergoing treatment for the extremely rare form of addiction to…Cough … Cough … Sex

I think we could make a killing here by opening up our own sex addiction clinic.
Come on, what do you need,
“Hmm let’s see”
The building needs to be white,
It needs a big impressive front door and more importantly a back door with a quick getaway.
No rooms or staff just a lot of pretence.
I mean it’s not like you need single beds, straps and woollen mittens.

When giving up smoking at least you get a patch or inhaler.
God knows what you’d need strapped to your arm and what could you puff on at one of these so called clinics.
They do seem to work until the next time they’re caught though.

wrote on Feb 14^th, 2010 at 6:28pm:

What’s the deal with all these celebs having a fling on the side and blaming it on a disease (Compulsive humping disorder) it seems pretty pandemic in the world of celebrities. It doesn’t seem to matter where you come from or what you happen to be famous for. “I just fell over and she happened to be there with no clothes on” “Honest” Statement from the press... “They’re undergoing treatment for the extremely rare form of addiction to…Cough … Cough … Sex I think we could make a killing here by opening up our own sex addiction clinic. Come on, what do you need, “Hmm let’s see” The building needs to be white, It needs a big impressive front door and more importantly a back door with a quick getaway. No rooms or staff just a lot of pretence. I mean it’s not like you need single beds, straps and woollen mittens. When giving up smoking at least you get a patch or inhaler. God knows what you’d need strapped to your arm and what could you puff on at one of these so called clinics. They do seem to work until the next time they’re caught though.

But they would need swim-fins, a fire-mans hat and a feather duster.

    Potter

Potter wrote on Feb 14^th, 2010 at 7:44pm:

wrote on Feb 14th, 2010 at 6:28pm: What’s the deal with all these celebs having a fling on the side and blaming it on a disease (Compulsive humping disorder) it seems pretty pandemic in the world of celebrities. It doesn’t seem to matter where you come from or what you happen to be famous for. “I just fell over and she happened to be there with no clothes on” “Honest” Statement from the press... “They’re undergoing treatment for the extremely rare form of addiction to…Cough … Cough … Sex I think we could make a killing here by opening up our own sex addiction clinic. Come on, what do you need, “Hmm let’s see” The building needs to be white, It needs a big impressive front door and more importantly a back door with a quick getaway. No rooms or staff just a lot of pretence. I mean it’s not like you need single beds, straps and woollen mittens. When giving up smoking at least you get a patch or inhaler. God knows what you’d need strapped to your arm and what could you puff on at one of these so called clinics. They do seem to work until the next time they’re caught though. But they would need swim-fins, a fire-mans hat and a feather duster.     Potter

Damned glad I wasn't drinking something, 'cos one of you would have owed me a new keyboard and a new monitor.




BTW, I get the firemans' hat and the feather duster, but swim fins?

That's for the mermaid outfit.