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Daily Chat >> General Posts >> Inquiring Minds. http://www.clusterheadaches.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1268071652 Message started by George on Mar 8th, 2010 at 1:07pm |
Title: Re: Inquiring Minds. Post by DennisM1045 on Mar 8th, 2010 at 1:26pm
Wow. That guy clearly has too much time on his hands.
Can you imagine explaining to the neighbors and the police how you killled their cat with a lava lamp? -Dennis- |
Title: Re: Inquiring Minds. Post by Iddy on Mar 8th, 2010 at 7:17pm
How cool is a Trebuchet!!!
I'm with you on that George :) Iddy |
Title: Re: Inquiring Minds. Post by Guiseppi on Mar 8th, 2010 at 10:01pm
And we thought taping fire crackers to a Tonka Truck was really high tech! ;D
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Title: Re: Inquiring Minds. Post by Brew on Mar 8th, 2010 at 11:10pm
I'm more of a baseball cards in the bicycle spokes guy.
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Title: Re: Inquiring Minds. Post by Kevin_M on Mar 9th, 2010 at 1:47am
Proposals to president for new NASA projects:
"Mr. President, latest cutting edge theory has confirmed we can get a lava lamp to Jupiter and that will remain functional." "Go on..." "The huge planet's lack of density makes gravity there unable to contain the actions of the lava lamp." "About the coldness, but this is interesting, because ...?" "Ok. Pioneer 10 used Jupiter's gravity to slingshot its speed to 81,000 mph out of the solar system and beyond toward Aldebaran in Taurus and possibly alien life. Contained on board were gold songs of Chuck Berry along with plaques with other crap like our position in space, how we measure time, and what we look like. Importantly now, in 1972 we overlooked sending our cornerpiece for influenced conptemplation, the lava lamp. With a new mission to launch right away ..." "We also didn't send a belly button." "Sir, with several billion more ..." One thousand years earlier ... "Sire, we've a new weapon tested with pumpkins that will hurl them from here to our enemy locations with devastating results." "But we are in England and our enemies across seas." "This is the beauty sire. We plan to hurl them at the traveling star Jupiter, who was known to throw thunderbolts! If we can reach him, he will surely hurl them back at our enemy like lightning of destruction and fear." "You said testing." Yes sire, attempting first to reach the Moon." "Can the Moon help us?" "It is known to be friendly. So far we've pumpkinated nearly to the outskirts of London within your vast domain, beyond the wall of your garden, replacing the two hut roofs." You are dismissed, begone! My name is not King Nimrod. Send in those two tailors who made those new clothes for that foreign emperor." |
Title: Re: Inquiring Minds. Post by Charlie on Mar 9th, 2010 at 7:17pm Quote:
So this guy works for Toyota then? Not too sure I want him as a nextdoor neighbor. Charlie |
Title: Re: Inquiring Minds. Post by seaworthy on Mar 9th, 2010 at 8:48pm Quote:
Where are you going to plug it in? |
Title: Re: Inquiring Minds. Post by vietvet2tours on Mar 9th, 2010 at 9:14pm seaworthy wrote on Mar 9th, 2010 at 8:48pm:
Drum roll with a rim shot. potter |
Title: Re: Inquiring Minds. Post by Brew on Mar 10th, 2010 at 12:02pm
Is that a lava lamp on Uranus, or do you just need some witch hazel?
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Title: Re: Inquiring Minds. Post by Jimi on Mar 10th, 2010 at 12:22pm
No....that is a rim shot from Uranus. 8-)
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