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Message started by cavalier on Mar 17th, 2010 at 7:17pm

Title: A good moan… required
Post by cavalier on Mar 17th, 2010 at 7:17pm
I did think I was dreaming and still think maybe I was when I read the paper, it was about a persistent criminal who was eventually sentenced to…
A session of listening to what he had done right and wrong. (Once a week for 12 weeks)
Now obviously it brings to mind other said persistent offenders.
“Adolf” get in here you bad lad and leave them frogs legs alone
“Mussolini “leave that glider alone and I don’t care about your friend wolfie.
Are we getting closer to…?
“You naughty boy”, I told you not to play with knives.

Then I read today about our iconic ice cream vans and the local council who have decided that they should not park too near the school grounds.
Maybe I should set up a runner service, no problems with dope pedlars??
“Come ere mate you want one flake or two”
“Juice…. Extra”…Wafer “ave” to see

While my mind was musing a delivery arrived.

Now a while ago someone… A friend of a friend of a friends aunties uncles cousin asked if we were interested in some UGG boots, now I don’t know if you know what these are but neither did I till they arrived on the door step.
These boots all though not original looked very well made apart from…
“Size eleven “, bloody hell I’m a 10, I reckon you’d have to be a cross dressing engineer to be wearing these, (anyone interested send me a pm) (wont tell) (promise)

And finally although its really sad I couldn’t help but laugh at the touretts get together
The swear box was fuller than a bed tick


Title: Re: A good moan… required
Post by deltadarlin on Mar 17th, 2010 at 7:59pm
Colin,
You wouldn't perhaps have been a standup comedian in another life wouldn't you?

Title: Re: A good moan… required
Post by Linda_Howell on Mar 17th, 2010 at 8:41pm


Oh Colin....you've made me laugh so hard today and for that I thank you.  ;D

So were you?  A stand-up comic?  Do you know a lady named Jayne Salters?  I'd love to be a fly in the room with the 2 of you.

      (those of you who know Jayne KNOW what I'm talking about)   LMAO!

Title: Re: A good moan… required
Post by Charlie on Mar 17th, 2010 at 8:47pm

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Then I read today about our iconic ice cream vans and the local council who have decided that they should not park too near the school grounds.


Adolph and Benito would be ideal for this. All they should be required to do is carry Mister Softee placards.

Charlie

Charlie

Title: Re: A good moan… required
Post by cavalier on Mar 17th, 2010 at 10:00pm
Placards of
You will eat the ices.
Adolf cornetto
And musso lake Como day before choc ice.
In the end they didn't catch on Eh...

Title: Re: A good moan… required
Post by Charlie on Mar 18th, 2010 at 10:18am
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It strikes me that I haven't seen nor heard a Mister Softee truck in a long time.

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