You’re Epitaph and mine
After watching on the TV and realising that this subject although a little premature,
I did feel “Quite right” if there is something I would like me to be remembered by.
Then this is it.
The funeral is of course one of the most traumatic times for the family and friends left behind.
The modern way of funeral is by cremation and with the plethora of costs (I know) relating to the way the service is to be held.

I have talked to my lovely wife and she has informed me also of her wishes
“Do you want a headstone lover?”
“Well yes honey”
“What would you like on the stone sugar?”
After a while, maybe a week of “Help” god knows..
“I know honey”
“If my name is unknown by now, let it be known this is my name now”

What would after a careful bit of thought would your epitaph be for your headstone

"I told you I was sick"

No no that was a young mr spike milligan
You cheat....