I thought today it would be nice for my long suffering missus to be taken for a meal.
“Come on honey lets go out”
“Where are we going?”
“Don’t you worry about that sweetheart?” Just get your glad rags on.
Anyway after I’d done some weeding, painted the shed, cleaned the car,
“Nearly ready”, “How about you?”
“Oh yes is that what we said”
Anyway after passing the windscreen chip repair man (You must no where this is going) we arrived…
The local DIY store.
“I do believe they do a good Shepherds’ pie” …“and with chips”
“But I feel over dressed for this”
“Don’t you worry no one will be interested “
“If we sit there we can see the timber aisle”
“Pass the gravy”

I thought it was quite passable don’t you…?

No. Not really.

How many wives have you gone through Colin?   >:(

:-X

I'm too much of a lady to respond.

I don't know you can't do right for wrong with you grumpy women.
I mean there was dessert..

By now I think it is apparent to you Colin...your wife wins on this one.  And not just the women who think so  either.

O.K. I am feeling sorry for you.  Tell us all that this was just one of your flights of fancy and you didn't really do this.  :(

Lynda, as if i would take my good wife to the old DIY store for lunch on a Thursday.

Its much cheaper on a Wednesday(Two for one)
Chuckle...
Colin.
Having a luvelly time..

You are hopeless!   ;)

Your wife must be an absolute angel who must love you unconditionally, whether Wednesday or Thursday. 

Bless her!

:-*

Sandy

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Charlie

If you will not mess up the message...will you please offer our condolences to this wonderful woman from all of us?

   

Bowing under your pressure…
I did decide to remove the shackles and venture further than the DIY store.
It seems they have a special offer on at the furniture store (wine and nibbles) and if
Timed right I noticed in the paper there’s a few internments which normally come with a few sandwiches…
Yes I know you have to dress for the occasion but small talk aint on the agenda.
Fill your face and scarper before too many awkward questions.

We got Polish sausages on the grill at Lowes.  My wife insists she gets one..........hmmmmmmm.

       Potter

Lucky thing, when Gil and  I went to Ikea, and he suggested we stop in the Ikea cafeteria for aebelskiver, it was my car in the parking lot........
I took out out my car keys and explained to that man, if we are havuing aebelskivers, we are on our way to Solvang. Period..... well, or Norway, or Holland, Sweden, Finland.......maybe a cruise with all ports included.......

Somehow, COLIN........the dining experience at one of the big box diy stores is NOT recommended in the fine dining books........
LOL! Add my sypmathies to Linda's- and I suggest you think about massaging her feet while presenting your apology speeck to this long-suffering woman!!!
Cathi :D

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I never heard of them but I'm thinkin I could eat ten or a hundred of them.

            Potter

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You and my husband would get along fine!