- are coming up next month and I would like to draw your attention to the Icelandic Volcano Party.

In the last five days they have done more to halt illegal immigration than any other party in the last ten years.

Vote wisely my friends  8-)

I got confused I thought you where trying to speak Japanese .... I thought you said British Erections, so I hesitated getting in here. Then I remembered it was CHen 1 on Broom Stick 1 and knew it had to be a ploy to keep guys out.

;D ;D ;D ;D 8-) ;) ;) :P

I'm trying to sneak myself and three other Irish immigrants into the States in a couple of weeks so they definitely wont be getting my vote.. >:(


Lefty

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Icelandic Volcano Party

There used to be spontaneous gatherings of an Icelandic Vodkano Party.  The flowing and erupting drifted into air currents three sheets to the wind and under the table, but the opposite happened, nobody could leave for several days.  In short time the isolated environment evolved its own different and a bewildering language, there were no words for time or civilization.  The outside world was simply known as "huh, fuckit"

Thought i could give a sorta humorous response to the immigration issue and my mind can't think.......
I'm trying but the tabs won't let me.

I'm actually convinced icelanders developed from Scots.

Think about it

You can't pronouce stuff in either language and with the Scot national drink I can easily see how that volcano got it's name.. ay-effin-cannae-see-wha-ahm-effin-doin-ov-hen

Nuff said really  ::)

wrote on Apr 20^th, 2010 at 8:33pm:

I'm actually convinced icelanders developed from Scots. Think about it You can't pronouce stuff in either language and with the Scot national drink I can easily see how that volcano got it's name.. ay-effin-cannae-see-wha-ahm-effin-doin-ov-hen Nuff said really  ::)

I always thought Islandics decended fron Vikings.  What wiff der pre-nuncy-ation and spell's and all....Kiwldawabbit, kiwldawabbit...Heheheheheheh

;)

-P.

Kevin- LMAO!!

Make fun of the Icelanders all that you want, but theyll have the last laugh (don't know if they know how to yet) when they attack us with their rheindeer horns! To arms!  To arms! They also have gas warfare-haven't invented soap yet and rheindeer meat causes LOTS of GAS! :o  Much worse than the after gas caused by haggis! (By the way, neither the Icelanders nor their rheindeer are housetrained).

wrote on Apr 21^st, 2010 at 9:04am:

Make fun of the Icelanders all that you want, but theyll have the last laugh (don't know if they know how to yet) when they attack us with their rheindeer horns! To arms!  To arms! They also have gas warfare-haven't invented soap yet and rheindeer meat causes LOTS of GAS! :o  Much worse than the after gas caused by haggis! (By the way, neither the Icelanders nor their rheindeer are housetrained).

People eat deer here too and in England and just about everywhere I've ever been. I doubt if there's any more hot air there than here, there seems to be an excess of it in some places in fact  ;D

How can anyone who has seen "Bambi" ever eat deer (OK, I'll admit that I have).  The humanity, the humanity!

Has anyone ever eaten an Icelander?

wrote on Apr 21^st, 2010 at 3:02pm:

How can anyone who has seen "Bambi" ever eat deer (OK, I'll admit that I have).  The humanity, the humanity! Has anyone ever eaten an Icelander?

Yes, it tastes like chicken Gallus domesticus!  :D

-P.

I love this thread!  Laughing my as* off!

This CH family is ...is...is...weird, kinda sorta, but I love ya!

Thanks, I needed this.  You all made my day.

Sandy

Paul98 wrote on Apr 21^st, 2010 at 4:04pm:

wrote on Apr 21st, 2010 at 3:02pm: How can anyone who has seen "Bambi" ever eat deer (OK, I'll admit that I have).  The humanity, the humanity! Has anyone ever eaten an Icelander? Yes, it tastes like chicken Gallus domesticus!  :D -P.

Is Gallus domesticus male or female?
In any case, Icelanders made heir chickens extinct years ago by letting them out in the winter to eat-they did have frozen chickens to eat for a bit butt tried to eat them before removing the feathers and cooking them (they only learned about fire and cooking about 10 years ago.  Raw rheindeer with lots of hair is the favorite and only food there, except for the occasional lost explorer).  It is satisfying to know that the evil Icelanders can't live in temperatures above 33 degrees fahrinheit, so get rid of your freezers and pray that they invade in the summer!).