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Message started by LadyLuv on Sep 20th, 2010 at 3:41pm

Title: I JUST FOUND OUT THAT I'M A RED NECK!!!
Post by LadyLuv on Sep 20th, 2010 at 3:41pm
I thought you might like this. I am apparently a Redneck. How about you?

This is very good!  Not the type of redneck jokes we hear.

We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God.
If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. and I Pray that you feel the same..
.
You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to
be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God..'

You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a redneck if: You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'

You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.

You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem

You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.

You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an
American flag, nor intend to.

You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.

You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.

I posted this because I believe that you, like me, have just enough Red Neck in you to have the
same beliefs.

God Bless the USA !

Keep the fire burning, redneck friend.

IF YOU DON'T STAND BEHIND OUR TROOPS FEEL
FREE TO STAND IN FRONT OF THEM.

IN GOD WE TRUST!

I AM PROUD TO BE A RED NECK......

Title: Re: I JUST FOUND OUT THAT I'M A RED NECK!!!
Post by mikstudie on Sep 20th, 2010 at 3:47pm
Im going squirrel hunting this weekend,what does that make me. :)

Title: Re: I JUST FOUND OUT THAT I'M A RED NECK!!!
Post by Jackie on Sep 20th, 2010 at 4:17pm

mikstudie wrote on Sep 20th, 2010 at 3:47pm:
Im going squirrel hunting this weekend,what does that make me. :)



A squirrel hunter???  ;)

Title: Re: I JUST FOUND OUT THAT I'M A RED NECK!!!
Post by mikstudie on Sep 20th, 2010 at 4:59pm

Jackie wrote on Sep 20th, 2010 at 4:17pm:

mikstudie wrote on Sep 20th, 2010 at 3:47pm:
Im going squirrel hunting this weekend,what does that make me. :)



A squirrel hunter???  ;)

;D ;D

Title: Re: I JUST FOUND OUT THAT I'M A RED NECK!!!
Post by his wife on Sep 20th, 2010 at 5:47pm

mikstudie wrote on Sep 20th, 2010 at 3:47pm:
Im going squirrel hunting this weekend,what does that make me. :)


One of the gang at my house!   [smiley=bigguns.gif]


Great Post LadyLuv!

Title: Re: I JUST FOUND OUT THAT I'M A RED NECK!!!
Post by Jimi on Sep 20th, 2010 at 7:28pm

Quote:
I am apparently a Redneck. How about you?


Duh! ::)

Title: Re: I JUST FOUND OUT THAT I'M A RED NECK!!!
Post by Sandy_C on Sep 20th, 2010 at 8:10pm
Yup

Not to be slightly political, but...

TAKE AMERICA BACK!

Sandy



Title: Re: I JUST FOUND OUT THAT I'M A RED NECK!!!
Post by FramCire on Sep 20th, 2010 at 8:47pm
You might be a red neck if you passed out on your stomach during the summer with no sunscreen on.


Title: Re: I JUST FOUND OUT THAT I'M A RED NECK!!!
Post by wimsey1 on Sep 21st, 2010 at 8:10am
Thanks for the post, Ladyluv. And to all ya'll wannabe good ole boys and gals-a great big rebel cheer comin' yoah way, and do shake the hand of a man or woman servin' to keep us free! Thank God I can still sign off with "Blessings!."  Blessings. lance

Title: Re: I JUST FOUND OUT THAT I'M A RED NECK!!!
Post by LadyLuv on Sep 21st, 2010 at 10:24am

FramCire wrote on Sep 20th, 2010 at 8:47pm:
You might be a red neck if you passed out on your stomach during the summer with no sunscreen on.


Fram.... I hate to be the one that tell you... but they got another name for that.... ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: I JUST FOUND OUT THAT I'M A RED NECK!!!
Post by Kevin_M on Sep 21st, 2010 at 11:44am

Quote:
You might be a red neck if you passed out on your stomach during the summer with no sunscreen on.


Backyard, but more officially, front lawn.



Quote:
I am apparently a Redneck. How about you?



Jimi wrote on Sep 20th, 2010 at 7:28pm:
Duh! ::)


Still summer, but found and patted gently into the ground, less red for you, Jimi.  Squirrels are burying nuts now.

Title: Re: I JUST FOUND OUT THAT I'M A RED NECK!!!
Post by Mattrf AKA BigMatt on Sep 21st, 2010 at 12:02pm
Well I said yes to all but one, I did burn an American flag once but only because it was past serviceable and that is the correct way to dispose of a flag that is no longer usable but I have never burned one in protest and never will. Have to say I may not look like a redneck but if this is what it takes to be one then I am dam proud to be a redneck. :)

Title: Re: I JUST FOUND OUT THAT I'M A RED NECK!!!
Post by LadyLuv on Sep 21st, 2010 at 1:29pm

BigMatt wrote on Sep 21st, 2010 at 12:02pm:
Well I said yes to all but one, I did burn an American flag once but only because it was past serviceable and that is the correct way to dispose of a flag that is no longer usable but I have never burned one in protest and never will. Have to say I may not look like a redneck but if this is what it takes to be one then I am dam proud to be a redneck. :)


Yep U B 1... and I darn proud U R 1...

Luv & Hugs
Red Neck Lady Luv

Title: Re: I JUST FOUND OUT THAT I'M A RED NECK!!!
Post by Perediablo on Sep 21st, 2010 at 4:04pm
I are a redneck too. For other reasons as well as those you posted above.

I were rayzed by sum reelly goood folks. And I 'tenda wanna rayzes mine all the saim. I ain't no good with my talkin, but I can skin me a hog quicker an' you can say bacon sammich.

Hold my beer, watch this.

Eric

Title: Re: I JUST FOUND OUT THAT I'M A RED NECK!!!
Post by Brew on Sep 21st, 2010 at 4:11pm

Quote:
Hold my beer, watch this.

Ah, the redneck epitaph.

Title: Re: I JUST FOUND OUT THAT I'M A RED NECK!!!
Post by stevegeebe on Sep 21st, 2010 at 8:38pm
Half Coon Ass...Half Red Neck.

I'm a Coon Neck.

Steve G

Title: Re: I JUST FOUND OUT THAT I'M A RED NECK!!!
Post by Callico on Sep 21st, 2010 at 11:36pm
Proud to be a redneck and to have raised five more!

Jerry

Title: Re: I JUST FOUND OUT THAT I'M A RED NECK!!!
Post by Mattrf AKA BigMatt on Sep 22nd, 2010 at 11:10am

Brew wrote on Sep 21st, 2010 at 4:11pm:

Quote:
Hold my beer, watch this.

Ah, the redneck epitaph.

An ambulance ride normally follows that statement doesn’t it? ;D

Title: Re: I JUST FOUND OUT THAT I'M A RED NECK!!!
Post by Ghost on Sep 28th, 2010 at 1:51pm

BigMatt wrote on Sep 22nd, 2010 at 11:10am:

Brew wrote on Sep 21st, 2010 at 4:11pm:

Quote:
Hold my beer, watch this.

Ah, the redneck epitaph.

An ambulance ride normally follows that statement doesn’t it? ;D

Shortly followed by " shoot that wernt nuttin, Hold my beer"

Title: Re: I JUST FOUND OUT THAT I'M A RED NECK!!!
Post by Linda_Howell on Sep 28th, 2010 at 2:27pm
The origins of the term redneck actually go back to the 1930's in a number of disputes in West Virginia. A large group of unionized miners marched south to Logan County, to pressure the mine owners there to allow their miners to become unionized. To identify themselves, the miners all wore red bandannas around their necks. The publicity associated with the battles and the subsequent court cases created the term red-necks, and at that time they were viewed as the good guys in the conflict.

Title: Re: I JUST FOUND OUT THAT I'M A RED NECK!!!
Post by Charlie on Sep 28th, 2010 at 2:42pm
FDR voters, almost all.

Charlie

Title: Re: I JUST FOUND OUT THAT I'M A RED NECK!!!
Post by M.R. on Sep 28th, 2010 at 6:18pm
    Very nice post, Mz. Luv. I do believe that I have a good bit of that redneck blood in me, also.

Mike

P.S. Let us know if you find out your jewish, too.   ;)  ;D

Title: Re: I JUST FOUND OUT THAT I'M A RED NECK!!!
Post by deltadarlin on Sep 28th, 2010 at 7:02pm
Linda,
Actually, the term goes back further than that.  For many years (and even now, to some extent), redneck was a derogatory term.  It is now being reclaimed as a positive *label*.

By 1900, "rednecks" was in common use to designate the political coalitions of the poor white farmers in the South.  Indeed, by 1910, the political supporters of the Mississippi politician James K. Vardaman--chiefly poor white farmers—began to describe themselves proudly as "rednecks," even to the point of wearing red neckerchiefs to political rallies and picnics.

Do we have any *real* Southerners here?

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