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Title: Kentucky Peeps.....
Post by Racer1_NC on Nov 12^th, 2010 at 1:58pm

...just what are ya'll doing up there??

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Kentucky Man Forced to Eat Own Beard in Fight Over Lawnmower

I’m sure this happens all the time. Somebody is cleaning out the stalls. Somebody is cutting the lawn. Somebody has an extra drink or two. Pretty soon facial hair is being excised and ingested:

Of all things to fight about, he said, punches started flying over a lawn mower.

“Troy offered to buy it from me for two hundred and fifty dollars. I paid twenty bucks for it. He thought I was trying to cheat him,” Westmoreland said. “One thing led to another, and before I knew it, there were knives and guns and everything just went haywire.”

He says his brother had a mark on his neck, where a knife was held. But Westmoreland’s loss was more permanent.

“They cut my beard and forced me to eat it,” he said.

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Title: Re: Kentucky Peeps.....
Post by Jimi on Nov 12^th, 2010 at 2:54pm

Looks to me like a couple of North Carolina boys came over the state line trying to sell a cheap lawnmower for too much money and got their ass kicked to me. 8-)

I think those guys live next door to Linda. ::)

Title: Re: Kentucky Peeps.....
Post by Mosaicwench on Nov 12^th, 2010 at 2:57pm

Oh my . . . .[smiley=hurl.gif]

Title: Re: Kentucky Peeps.....
Post by Racer1_NC on Nov 12^th, 2010 at 3:01pm

Jimi wrote on Nov 12^th, 2010 at 2:54pm:

Title: Re: Kentucky Peeps.....
Post by Jeannie on Nov 12^th, 2010 at 4:26pm

Good Lord.... Who would think to force someone to eat their own beard??? :o

Title: Re: Kentucky Peeps.....
Post by Linda_Howell on Nov 12^th, 2010 at 4:41pm

Quote:

I think those guys live next door to Linda.

Nope. You forget, I live on the RIGHT side of the tracks Jimi.

Title: Re: Kentucky Peeps.....
Post by Guiseppi on Nov 12^th, 2010 at 5:48pm

Thas messed up............ ::)

Joe

Title: Re: Kentucky Peeps.....
Post by Melissa on Nov 12^th, 2010 at 6:37pm

LMAO!! Now I REALLY gotta come down there to visit! ;D

Title: Re: Kentucky Peeps.....
Post by Charlie on Nov 12^th, 2010 at 10:12pm

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Title: Re: Kentucky Peeps.....
Post by George on Nov 12^th, 2010 at 11:26pm

Jeannie wrote on Nov 12^th, 2010 at 4:26pm:

Good Lord.... Who would think to force someone to eat their own beard??? :o

Indeed. :-?

Best,

George

Title: Re: Kentucky Peeps.....
Post by Kevin_M on Nov 13^th, 2010 at 7:21am

Why heck, they had the lawnmower right there, he could'a just trimmed it up right nice.

Title: Re: Kentucky Peeps.....
Post by Jimi on Nov 13^th, 2010 at 10:08am

Lets recap..................

Overweight Guy
Thick Beard
Confererate Flag on the Hat
Poor English
A 20-dollar lawn mower
Alcohol mixed with knives and guns

Thats pretty well us.........it is what it is. ;D

Title: Re: Kentucky Peeps.....
Post by Brew on Nov 13^th, 2010 at 10:19am

If I ever go to work for the feds, I want to work ATF. All the fun rolled up into one.

Title: Re: Kentucky Peeps.....
Post by Sandy_C on Nov 13^th, 2010 at 1:58pm

Jimi wrote on Nov 13^th, 2010 at 10:08am:

This I might buy, but not the statement about North Carolina guys coming over the line to do the deed. (Although if they did, I want to be on their jury)

Sandy

Title: Re: Kentucky Peeps.....
Post by BarbaraD on Nov 15^th, 2010 at 4:44am

Ummmm, don't sound so unusual for a "normal" Sat. night in East Texas... :)

Just some "good old boys" having a little "fun"... Round here there'd probably been a coon dog or an alligator involved...
:-*

Title: Re: Kentucky Peeps.....
Post by Guiseppi on Nov 15^th, 2010 at 10:04am

Note to self...pedal FAST through texas..... ;D

JOe

Title: Re: Kentucky Peeps.....
Post by seaworthy on Nov 15^th, 2010 at 10:07am

Next time try Ebay.

Title: Re: Kentucky Peeps.....
Post by George on Nov 15^th, 2010 at 10:45am

Guiseppi wrote on Nov 15^th, 2010 at 10:04am:

Note to self...pedal FAST through texas..... ;D

JOe

Boy, howdy.

Best,

George

Title: Re: Kentucky Peeps.....
Post by Linda_Howell on Nov 15^th, 2010 at 12:29pm

Joe, I have driven across Texas. Took me 4 of the most boring days of my life to get outta there. Pedaling....you're looking at 2 weeks. ;D

Oh, don't pick up any hitch-hikers either.

Title: Re: Kentucky Peeps.....
Post by Racer1_NC on Nov 15^th, 2010 at 1:45pm

Guiseppi wrote on Nov 15^th, 2010 at 10:04am:

Note to self...pedal FAST through texas..... ;D

Well Joe...It's kinda like this.....

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If you get spotted peddling around Texas like this....

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This guy is gonna start calling his friends.......

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...who are in turn gonna drink a little......

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...and then set a trap for you.

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Of course the women folk are gonna be watching......

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...and if the trap doesn't work.....this guy will come and invite you to dinner...

After that......I can't say what might happen. :-/

Title: Re: Kentucky Peeps.....
Post by Jimi on Nov 15^th, 2010 at 2:09pm

ROTFLMAO!!!!! ;D

edit to add....I think that I might have arrested the last guy in the truck. I recognize that risin on his neck.

Title: Re: Kentucky Peeps.....
Post by Brew on Nov 15^th, 2010 at 2:29pm

Jimi wrote on Nov 15^th, 2010 at 2:09pm:

I recognize that risin on his neck.

Did ya smack it with a big, heavy bible? That's how they're cured, ya know....

Title: Re: Kentucky Peeps.....
Post by Guiseppi on Nov 15^th, 2010 at 3:57pm

I can almost hear the banjos........ ;D

Joe