My class (high school) is in charge of planning the All School reunion for 2012 and we've come up with the "entertainment" for the Friday night event... We're gonna do a "Ledgends" program....

Simple enough... wellllll, we "decided" to save money WE will be the LEDGENDS and do it ourselves (ok, we've always been hams...). I got VOLUNTEERED to be Dolly Parton. Only one "little" problem.... I've got a year and a half to figure out how to go from a size AA bra to a KK size...  ::)

Any suggestions?????  :-*

Some CH medication might "help"...

Use your oxygen to inflate some balloons to the appropriate size?

Or use prednisione for a few months as that helps people put on the weight?

Balloons!!  BUT, always have some more blown up just for those who are "over zealous". ::)

I'll send you the lates southwest airlines magazine. Was reading it on my last flight, every other page was an ad for....ummmm...."enhancing" your figure!!!! ;D

Joe

Soccer cones (well, that's what the cross-dresser that lives around here uses anyway)!

Go as you  are with confidence. Just present yourself as the "Before Surgery" Dolly.

This is really gonna be a blast... some of the others are coming up with some really "cool" stuff... We're scouting the country looking for "ittsy bittsy teeny weenie yellow polka dot bikins" - got some guys who we think would look just really swell in them..LOL!

But we're planning everything from the Andrews Sisters to Ray Stevens to the Beach Boys to Chubby Checkers to (of course) Elvis and who knows in between - Even have Minnie Pearl.

I talked to a classmate yesterday and we were working on my "act" and we laughed till we both hurt. I can hardly wait to start "rehersals"..  :)

You guys will be a hoot!!!! Please, tape it and U-tube it! ;D

Joe

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It's all smoke and mirrors and a grand illusion Barb... ;D

Two words............"Silicone, baby!"
About 6 pounds......each.

BobG wrote on Jan 21^st, 2011 at 11:46am:

Two words............"Silicone, baby!" About 6 pounds......each.

Better living thru science Bob.....after all...what's the one thing you will NEVER hear a man say????

"Those breasts are ENTIRELY  too large!" ;D

joe

Ok, let's see -- 6 pound boobies, a 20 inch waist and a guitar underneath the boobies... And LOTS of make-up...  :-/

Got my work cut out for me... ::)

I SOOO have faith in you Barb!! ;D

Joe

How funny!  Get pregnant! :) When I got pregnant, I went from a B to a D in a week.  All of my beautiful Victoria's Secret bras were no longer any use to me.  :(

Problem Becky with that one... First I'm OLDER than dirt (and they tell me you have to be "exposed" :()

Second - Dolly has a SMALL waist ..  :)

Back to drawing board... :-*

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6 pound boobies

Old cannonballs were shot in the air that heavy.  They gradually came down.




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a 20 inch waist and a guitar underneath the boobies Problem ... Dolly has a SMALL waist

Go braless, slung underneath them 6 lb'rs could be below that waist.  Draws attention away.     ;)

As for me I would like to have an big field of BOOBS so I could run through them in my bare feet !!! ;)

Happy Pappy wrote on Feb 14^th, 2011 at 10:18am:

As for me I would like to have an big field of BOOBS so I could run through them in my bare feet !!! ;)

Oh I do like the way you think! ;D

Joe

Balloons, just make sure you are not wearing a pin.

That will take care of "Dolly's" bust area.  Now waist - hmmm.  Some sort of a chich belt might work.  Dolly's waist is about a size 0.  And, with the balloons above, chich belt at the waist, the "Dolly" hips will just fall right into place.

You might not be able to breathe but you sure will look phenomenal.  Just make sure your part in the show is very short!!

Sandy

Balloons...but first I'd send an e- to Dolly to DollyWorld...she eats this stuff up!  Who knows?  Maybe she'll do a cameo for ya!

I watched a movie with Dolly the other night and she's got his walk... I'm "working" on that -- only thing - I fall on my face in those damn high heels...  :(  Gotta work on that... ;)

Almost got the "head" thing down. Haven't practiced with the wig yet, but I think it'll bounce ok. And the make-up -- no one recognizes me with all the eye-shadow, but I gotta stay in "character" --  :-*

Dolly alway said she spent a lot of money to look so trashy !  :o

I have nothing helpful to add. But I did a double (pun intended) take of the subject..."Got me one BIG problem".

Just one???

If I had boobs I'd never leave the house. I'd be playing with them all day.

Steve G