Did you hear about  the Pre-School teacher who was helping one of the children put on his "Wellie  boot's"?
He asked for help and she could see why..
Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little "Wellie's" still didn't want to go on.
By the time they got the second "Wellie" on, she had worked up a sweat. 
She almost cried when the little boy said, "Miss, they're on the wrong feet."
She looked, and sure enough, they were.
It wasn't any easier pulling  the "Wellie's" off than it was putting them  on.
She managed to keep her cool as together  they worked to get the "Wellie's" back on,  this time on the right feet..
He then  announced, "These aren't my  Wellies."
She bit her tongue rather than get right in his face and scream, 'Why didn't you say so?' like she wanted to.
Once again, she struggled to help him pull the  ill-fitting "Wellie's" off his little  feet.
No sooner had they gotten  the "Wellie's" off when he said,
"They're my brother's "Wellie's", my mom made me wear 'them.' 

Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry.
But, she mustered up what grace and  courage she had left to wrestle the "Wellie's" on his feet again.

Helping him into his coat,  she asked, "Now, where are your  gloves?"

He said, "I stuffed 'them in the toes of my Wellie's".

She will be  eligible for parole in three  years!

Sadly, being a parent, I didn't even crack a smile :(

;D ;D ;D  NOT!

Joe

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