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Cluster Headache Help and Support >> Medications, Treatments, Therapies >> You are in the cycle? http://www.clusterheadaches.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1298880486 Message started by Ghiassi on Feb 28th, 2011 at 3:08am |
Title: Re: You are in the cycle? Post by Batty on Feb 28th, 2011 at 9:53am
Your'e really not listening are you?
The pain will be gone in a couple of hours anyway if you put zero,null,nix on your digit! Talking about digits, don't you have any Porn on the internet in Iran? If you don't I will send you some to keep you off here! Deo Volente Ga |
Title: Re: You are in the cycle? Post by Guiseppi on Feb 28th, 2011 at 10:36am
33 years of CH, all it would have taken to avoid all that suffering was poking a hole in my head and letting it bleed, and putting a magnet on my head. 33 years of suffering, the cure was right in front of me all this time. I feel like such a fool.
Joe PS: I'll be putting my E-tanks, regulators, masks, stockpiles of trex, prednisone, lithium and energy drinks on E-Bay later today. Stand by for some super deals. |
Title: Re: You are in the cycle? Post by vietvet2tours on Feb 28th, 2011 at 10:45am Guiseppi wrote on Feb 28th, 2011 at 10:36am:
Poke your fingers, poke your toes poke a pickle up your nose. Take two aspirin and call me in the morning. Potter |
Title: Re: You are in the cycle? Post by chris420 on Feb 28th, 2011 at 11:17am
THANK YOU JESUS!!!! IM CURED!!!!!! no more sucidal pain?? shroomz for fun insted of for medicinal use?? magnets... .huh??? i just knew if i hung out long enough that id be cured. YAY! ;D ;D
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Title: Re: You are in the cycle? Post by Batty on Feb 28th, 2011 at 11:45am
Fridge magnet on each temple?
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Title: Re: You are in the cycle? Post by Brew on Feb 28th, 2011 at 11:45am Guiseppi wrote on Feb 28th, 2011 at 10:36am:
Sorry, but I think you need a distributor's license to sell food. |
Title: Re: You are in the cycle? Post by QnHeartMM on Feb 28th, 2011 at 12:22pm
Is that magnets, or maggots? Just wondered since you reference blood letting.
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Title: Re: You are in the cycle? Post by Ghiassi on Feb 28th, 2011 at 3:25pm
You should know that these two methods can not cure CH,
they can only reduce the pain. Treatment happens only if you can work on the cause. If you have problems accepting to work on your thumbs, you may do the same on your head itself, but the magnet should be big enough to cover the pain area in its magnetic field. Blood letting could also be done on the temples and the crown on your head. This is commonly used in Acupuncture. Only one drop of blood reduces the heat and can do a lot. If the time of the attack could be predicted, using magnets on the thumbs one or two hours before might be of great help. The effect of magnets and blood letting is usually seen within half an hour. I wish this will work for all of you too. |
Title: Re: You are in the cycle? Post by QnHeartMM on Feb 28th, 2011 at 3:49pm Quote:
Hmmm 30 minutes with a magnet. 5-10 with O2. Am not good at math but think O2 makes better sense. And no blood letting involved. |
Title: Re: You are in the cycle? Post by Brew on Feb 28th, 2011 at 5:03pm
Maybe if I plunged my entire body into a room filled with millions of pregnant mosquitoes.
That could be scientific - if done properly. |
Title: Re: You are in the cycle? Post by Jimi on Feb 28th, 2011 at 5:22pm Quote:
Ghiassi=Fail |
Title: Re: You are in the cycle? Post by Jeannie on Feb 28th, 2011 at 5:34pm
For the life of me, I cannot figure out why this man has not been labeled a troll and asked to leave. The ideas he promotes are of no benefit to this community. What if a newbie, in pain, desperate for help happens to choose these threads to read first? I think it's just ridiculous that he is here.... but that's just my [smiley=twocents.gif]
PF wishes, Jeannie |
Title: Re: You are in the cycle? Post by Guiseppi on Feb 28th, 2011 at 5:47pm Brew wrote on Feb 28th, 2011 at 11:45am:
Ahh technicalities Brew, technicalisties! ;) Joe |
Title: Re: You are in the cycle? Post by deltadarlin on Feb 28th, 2011 at 8:07pm Brew wrote on Feb 28th, 2011 at 5:03pm:
But will a rubber band cure you when you get malaria or encephalitis? Inquiring minds want to know. |
Title: Re: You are in the cycle? Post by George on Feb 28th, 2011 at 8:40pm
No medical doctor would attempt to practice medicine over the internet.
Seems this is not so when it comes to Su Jok Therapy. Perhaps that is because the technique is more effective from far points. Think how much better we'd feel if Su Jok wasn't here at all. Best, George |
Title: Re: You are in the cycle? Post by bluesunshine on Feb 28th, 2011 at 8:57pm
Please moderators...
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Title: Re: You are in the cycle? Post by Jimi on Mar 1st, 2011 at 12:05am
Yep...he was getting beyond annoying and DJ took out the trash.
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Title: Re: You are in the cycle? Post by George on Mar 1st, 2011 at 12:11am Jimi wrote on Mar 1st, 2011 at 12:05am:
Hallelujah. Enough's enough. Best, George |
Title: Re: You are in the cycle? Post by Guiseppi on Mar 1st, 2011 at 12:13am
Sigh...I was just starting to enjoy this..... :'(
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Title: Re: You are in the cycle? Post by Melby29 on Mar 1st, 2011 at 4:38am
Oh well. All good things must come to an end.
I'm sure he will find another ailment to cure. |
Title: Re: You are in the cycle? Post by Mike NZ on Mar 1st, 2011 at 6:02am Melby29 wrote on Mar 1st, 2011 at 4:38am:
Where to put rubber bands to cure moderators? |
Title: Re: You are in the cycle? Post by Bob P on Mar 1st, 2011 at 8:01am Quote:
Watch the movie "Pi". It would probably work if you used a 6" long 3/4" bit and drove it all the way in. |
Title: Re: You are in the cycle? Post by Guiseppi on Mar 1st, 2011 at 8:53am Bob P wrote on Mar 1st, 2011 at 8:01am:
Thas messed up.... ;D Joe |
Title: Re: You are in the cycle? Post by Jeannie on Mar 1st, 2011 at 9:44am
Thank you, DJ. :)
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Title: Re: You are in the cycle? Post by Batty on Mar 1st, 2011 at 6:18pm
Your'e scarin me Joe!
Scared Gary |
Title: Re: You are in the cycle? Post by Batty on Mar 1st, 2011 at 6:21pm Guiseppi wrote on Mar 1st, 2011 at 12:13am:
Joe, do you want to talk about this? I'll buy! Gary |
Title: Re: You are in the cycle? Post by Guiseppi on Mar 1st, 2011 at 6:22pm
If you're buying I'll talk for hours! ;D
Joe |
Title: Re: You are in the cycle? Post by Batty on Mar 1st, 2011 at 6:24pm Giassi, Why dont we go for a walk? I know a place with a great view... We could hold hands too! Gary |
Title: Re: You are in the cycle? Post by Batty on Mar 1st, 2011 at 6:26pm Guiseppi wrote on Mar 1st, 2011 at 6:22pm:
Joe, getting my coat and toothbrush...will be there in about 24 hrs (once I'm sober! Put it there Bro!) LMTO (laughing my tits off!) Gary |
Title: Re: You are in the cycle? Post by Melby29 on Mar 1st, 2011 at 6:33pm
We should have just asked for this thread to be moved to the funnies section. Then we wouldn't have had to lock out poor Ghiassi.
And I was all ready to re-write Green Eggs And Ham in his honour. Do you like elastic bands? I do not like them, Ghiassi-Man, I do not like elastic bands Would you like them with a leech? Would you like them on the beach? I would not like them with a leech I would not like them on the beach I would not like them on my thumb I would not like them! I'm not dumb!!!! I do not like elastic bands I do not like them, Ghiassi man!! |
Title: Re: You are in the cycle? Post by Brew on Mar 1st, 2011 at 6:50pm
Nice job!
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Title: Re: You are in the cycle? Post by Jeannie on Mar 1st, 2011 at 6:52pm
That was great ;D
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Title: Re: You are in the cycle? Post by Batty on Mar 1st, 2011 at 7:11pm
Melby....I just pooed my.....
Where's me O2? Gary |
Title: Re: You are in the cycle? Post by Batty on Mar 1st, 2011 at 7:13pm Melby29 wrote on Mar 1st, 2011 at 6:33pm:
Haven't heard this one Melby..can you hum it for me plz? LMTO Ha Ha Ha! OOPs |
Title: Re: You are in the cycle? Post by Melby29 on Mar 1st, 2011 at 7:36pm
Believe me, you don't want me to do that. My humming is almost as bad as my singing.
But Dr Seuss doesn't need to be hummed. Just read with a really enthusiastic voice. |
Title: Re: You are in the cycle? Post by Glassman on Mar 3rd, 2011 at 3:52am
What beautiful poetry!! Three Cheers! [smiley=clap2.gif]
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Title: Re: You are in the cycle? Post by Kevin_M on Mar 3rd, 2011 at 6:49am
Thanks, Melby. :)
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Title: Re: You are in the cycle? Post by Guiseppi on Mar 3rd, 2011 at 8:56am
I constantly marvel at the talent this group! ;D
Joe |
Title: Re: You are in the cycle? Post by Melby29 on Mar 3rd, 2011 at 5:05pm
The only problem is..... the REAL green eggs and ham (The Dr Seuss version) is written for kids, and parents only read it to their kids because it helps them convince their kids to eat vegetables and other things that their kids think are weird. So in the end, Sam-I-Am convinces him to try the green eggs and ham, and guess what....
He likes it. |
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