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Message started by Dallas Denny 62 on Mar 11th, 2011 at 12:14pm

Title: The Patriotic Retirement Program.....
Post by Dallas Denny 62 on Mar 11th, 2011 at 12:14pm

There are about 40 million people over 50 in the workplace. Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:

1) They MUST retire. 40 million job openings....unemployment fixed!!!

2) They MUST buy a new AMERICAN car. 40 million cars ordered.....Auto Industry fixed!!!!

3) They MUST either buy a new house or pay off their mortgage......Housing crisis fixed!!!

It can't get any easier than that!!!!

Title: Re: The Patriotic Retirement Program.....
Post by Kevin_M on Mar 11th, 2011 at 12:26pm
A million times 40 million.  Is that 40,000,000,000,000?

Title: Re: The Patriotic Retirement Program.....
Post by Guiseppi on Mar 11th, 2011 at 2:48pm

Kevin_M wrote on Mar 11th, 2011 at 12:26pm:
A million times 40 million.  Is that 40,000,000,000,000?



Kevin, if you're going to work in politics, you need to understand that numbers don't really mean anything! ;D A trillion here, a trillion there, pretty soon those poor people at the mint are working triple shifts to keep up with the demand!

Joe

Title: Re: The Patriotic Retirement Program.....
Post by BigMatt on Mar 11th, 2011 at 5:22pm
Make it 48 and older and I am in! ;D

Title: Re: The Patriotic Retirement Program.....
Post by BarbaraD on Mar 12th, 2011 at 8:35am

Kevin_M wrote on Mar 11th, 2011 at 12:26pm:
A million times 40 million.  Is that 40,000,000,000,000?


Kevin? I think that's ONLY 40 MILLION (40 million people times $1 million each?) But then I didn't take "government" math...  :-*

Title: Re: The Patriotic Retirement Program.....
Post by Kevin_M on Mar 12th, 2011 at 8:57am
Should I have done it like this?

40 million $A million times.


;) 


Title: Re: The Patriotic Retirement Program.....
Post by Bob P on Mar 13th, 2011 at 7:00pm
Actually Barbara, 40 million people time $1.00 is 40 million.  40 trillion is correct.

Title: Re: The Patriotic Retirement Program.....
Post by Racer1_NC on Mar 13th, 2011 at 7:02pm
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Title: Re: The Patriotic Retirement Program.....
Post by seaworthy on Mar 13th, 2011 at 7:26pm
Sign me up.

I'll start my retirement tomorrow and you can send my check to Vegas.

Title: Re: The Patriotic Retirement Program.....
Post by Bob P on Mar 14th, 2011 at 7:33am
Of course 40 trillion is only worth 40 million.

Title: Re: The Patriotic Retirement Program.....
Post by Guiseppi on Mar 14th, 2011 at 9:23am

Bob P wrote on Mar 14th, 2011 at 7:33am:
Of course 40 trillion is only worth 40 million.



You mean AFTER taxes?? ;D

Title: Re: The Patriotic Retirement Program.....
Post by BarbaraD on Mar 17th, 2011 at 10:28am
thanks for the "correction" Bob...

I'm a GIRL... we still think 9" is a foot... :)

Title: Re: The Patriotic Retirement Program.....
Post by LadyLuv on Mar 17th, 2011 at 11:28am
                      Clunker Math 

Think of it this  way:  A clunker that travels 12,000 miles a year at 15 mpg uses 800  gallons of gas a year.  A vehicle that travels 12,000 miles a year at 25 mpg uses 480 gallons a year. So, The average Cash for Clunkers  transaction will reduce US gasoline consumption by 320 gallons per year.  They claim 700,000 vehicles so that's 224 million gallons saved per year. That equates to a bit over 5 million barrels of oil. 5 million barrels is about 5 hours worth of US consumption. More importantly, 5 million barrels of oil at $70 per barrel costs about $350 million dollars So, the government paid $3 billion of our tax dollars to save $350 million.   

We spent $8.57 for every dollar we saved.

I'm pretty sure they will do a great job with our retirement though.



    


Title: Re: The Patriotic Retirement Program.....
Post by Bob P on Mar 17th, 2011 at 6:17pm

Quote:
I'm a GIRL... we still think 9" is a foot... 
You're the kind of girlfrend that's good for a guy's ego!

Title: Re: The Patriotic Retirement Program.....
Post by Kevin_M on Mar 18th, 2011 at 1:33am
Barb, I put in a dollar sign ($) my second post.  I KNEW you'd understand that.   ;)

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