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Title: CH poetry
Post by Lettucehead on Apr 27^th, 2011 at 10:45am

There once was a lady from Waterloo.
Whose CH caused her such a hullabaloo.
At night they were worse
And caused her to curse,
Until she chugged down a Red Bull or two.

Title: Re: CH poetry
Post by Lettucehead on Apr 27^th, 2011 at 4:13pm

There once was a lady whose CH was quite severe.
The pain went through her eye and into her ear.
The stab made her sad.
The ache made her mad.
But the relief Oxygen gave made her cheer!

Title: Re: CH poetry
Post by wimsey1 on Apr 28^th, 2011 at 8:56am

Thanks for the limericks...they made me smile! :) Blessings. lance

Title: Re: CH poetry
Post by Brew on Apr 28^th, 2011 at 9:29am

Nicely done, Lettucehead.

Lemme give it a whirl....

There once was a man from Nantucket...

Nah. Nevermind.

Title: Re: CH poetry
Post by wimsey1 on Apr 29^th, 2011 at 7:42am

Keep goin' Brew...it does have possibilities! Here's my entry:

There once was a man from Killarney
Who though Cluster Headaches was Blarney
The one fateful day
The Beast came to play
Now what he says is alarmin'!

But yours is more classic. Best. lance

Title: Re: CH poetry
Post by Lettucehead on Apr 29^th, 2011 at 10:31am

wimsey1 wrote on Apr 29^th, 2011 at 7:42am:

hahaha! awesome!

Title: Re: CH poetry
Post by turd on May 1^st, 2011 at 6:36am

i grew the nail
on my index finger
6 inches long
a real nail digger
bring on the beast!!!
i fear it not
my eyeball to pierce
its target i got,,,

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