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Daily Chat >> General Posts >> Women's Day article (June 2011) http://www.clusterheadaches.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1306527798 Message started by Melissa on May 27th, 2011 at 4:23pm |
Title: Re: Women's Day article (June 2011) Post by Racer1_NC on May 27th, 2011 at 4:35pm
It sounds more dramatic if we are portrayed as a bunch of violent smokers.....I mean...you know how "those people" are. ::)
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Title: Re: Women's Day article (June 2011) Post by Brew on May 27th, 2011 at 5:29pm
Maybe we should start floating the idea that we're all smoking, right-wing, gun-toting, born-again, posse-founding lunatics. Just the type that scare the bejeepers out of the media elite.
That ought to raise some eyebrows. How could they deny spending money on research and treatment? We need to be kept docile, right? ;D |
Title: Re: Women's Day article (June 2011) Post by BobG on May 27th, 2011 at 8:40pm
“Cluster headache? Yeah, I had one of those once. I just popped a Nicorett Lozenge and took a nap. I’m ok now. I haven’t kicked the dog in two weeks.”
Abigail L. Cuffey is a dumbass. And you can tell her I said so. |
Title: Re: Women's Day article (June 2011) Post by Charlie on May 27th, 2011 at 10:04pm
Lemme see........
In 1969, when this horror first got hold of me, I was a heavy smoking Republican. In 1991, when it ended, I was anti-smoking left-winger...not that there's anything wrong with that ;D :o All seriousness aside, I don't think smoking has much to do with CH. In 1969 everybody smoked. It was no more prevelant than today from my understanding. I have no idea why it hit me. An aside: From our many posts, Jonny and I seem to be among the few who were never affected by alcohol. Beats me. Charlie |
Title: Re: Women's Day article (June 2011) Post by Kevin_M on May 28th, 2011 at 8:47am Quote:
Chair: Gentlemen, you know why you've been called before this Senate hearing. Cig CEO 1: We never knew they were addicting. Cig CEO 2: Nicotine's legal, we're innocent. Chair: No, this is about a warning label for clust... Cig CEO 3: I didn't arrive in a company jet. Cig CEO 1: I took a bus. Cig CEO 2: I didn't have bus fare, my bike's outside. Chair: Gentlemen! You've no warning on your cigarettes for these headaches. Cig CEO 1: Is that like a hangover? I like tabasco and orange juice. Cig CEO 3: Do you really? I usually just take aspirin. Cig CEO 2: What a brainstorm! 20 proof alcoholic cigarettes... Chair: Order! Order! Cig CEO 3: Sir, our research hasn't shown... Chair: BUT WOMAN'S DAY HAS EXPOSED THIS! Cig CEO 1: Probably a billion people smoke cigarettes. Cig CEO 2: We can't afford research. Cig CEO 3: Sir, what my competitor here is saying, is that if cigarettes cause headaches, we'd sell aspirins too, or tabasco sauce. A billion is a big number. Chair: But these are a rare headache. Cig CEO 1: Oh, small market, no wonder we don't. Cig CEO 2: Sir, do you want us to warn people we don't sell aspirin? Cig CEO 3: I object, what next, a warning not to smoke in bed after sex? This government is reaching too far! Chair: Gentlemen, I'm talking about a risk here for clusters. Cig CEO 3: You mean group sex? Hell, I'll risk... Cig CEO 1: We got a good group at the bar, we kind of cluster there. Cig CEO 2: Yeah, a good power breakfast, we pound'em down. I lose count at lunch. Chair: Boozing, sex, cigarettes. This is about the risk of a certain headache. Cig CEO 1: Oh yeah, Women's Day thing. My wife always gets headaches in bed. Cig CEO 3: I wake up with a doozy. Cig CEO 2: Scary ones too, trying to figure, ok, who's skirt, which motel. Chair: Your cigarettes, gentlemen, and cluster headaches. Cig CEO 3: Do you mean sir, people who have clusters never drank or had sex so Women's Day figures cigarettes are the risk? Chair: Maybe they had a cigarette after sex or with a drink. Cig CEO 1: Why pick on us then. Maybe sex and booze is the risk. Cig CEO 2: I will personally research that sir! |
Title: Re: Women's Day article (June 2011) Post by BarbaraD on May 28th, 2011 at 9:03am
I'm gonna have a cigarette and ponder this one...
Yep that woman is nutz.. and so's that doctor who told her that one.. He NEEDS to do some research.. And Kevin - you just ain't right son.. :) |
Title: Re: Women's Day article (June 2011) Post by Guiseppi on May 28th, 2011 at 9:21am
Kevin....that mind...Lordy...that mind. ;D
Joe |
Title: Re: Women's Day article (June 2011) Post by Sandy_C on May 28th, 2011 at 10:06am
What a bunch of crap!
Yes, there is such a thing as a sinus headache - I get them, and they do not in any way resemble a migraine or a cluster headache.. Yes, there are mirgaines -I get these too. They in no way resemble either a tension, sinus or cluster headache. I get cluster headaches too - trust me, a cluster headache is absolutely nothing like a sinus, tension or migraine headache. This person has no clue! Sandy |
Title: Re: Women's Day article (June 2011) Post by Callico on May 28th, 2011 at 11:13am
Sounds to me like she got her advice from a Podiatrist.
Jerry |
Title: Re: Women's Day article (June 2011) Post by Racer1_NC on May 28th, 2011 at 4:17pm
Perhaps she somehow mixed up Cluster symptoms with Chantix side effects.
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I've been here a good while now......never heard of a CH'r whipping someone's ass in bed because they were sleeping peacefully. |
Title: Re: Women's Day article (June 2011) Post by AussieBrian on May 28th, 2011 at 7:46pm
The Australian Women's Weekly is now published monthly, but they never changed the name.
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Title: Re: Women's Day article (June 2011) Post by Linda_Howell on May 28th, 2011 at 9:27pm Kevin...I'd love to get inside your head for a few days. Wait. No I wouldn't. I'm going to write a letter too Mel. |
Title: Re: Women's Day article (June 2011) Post by Grinner62 on Jun 2nd, 2011 at 11:37pm Callico wrote on May 28th, 2011 at 11:13am:
That's not how to spell Proctologist. |
Title: Re: Women's Day article (June 2011) Post by Mike Bernardo on Jun 14th, 2011 at 5:00pm
Proctologist. Definitely a proctologist.
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Title: Re: Women's Day article (June 2011) Post by Charlie on Jun 14th, 2011 at 7:28pm
There are a raft of medical specialties out there. Aside from some kind of kink, I never understood why proctology is chosen as a specialty.
Just wunderin' Charlie |
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