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Daily Chat >> Funnies and Jokes >> Life as a Senior Citizen http://www.clusterheadaches.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1309704246 Message started by Sandy_C on Jul 3rd, 2011 at 10:44am |
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Title: Life as a Senior Citizen Post by Sandy_C on Jul 3rd, 2011 at 10:44am
Forgot my glasses
Yesterday my daughter asked why I didn't do something useful with my time. She suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys. So I did, and when I got home last night I told her that I had joined a parachute club. She said "Are you nuts? You're almost 77 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?" I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card. She said to me, "You idiot, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!" I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do! I signed up for five jumps a week! Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier! |
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Title: Re: Life as a Senior Citizen Post by Cheryl Anthony on Jul 16th, 2011 at 7:55am
So sad for that, there isn't any solution to cancel that?
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Title: Re: Life as a Senior Citizen Post by Lenny on Jul 16th, 2011 at 1:19pm
Very curious (in regards of your salary) will they pay you by the JUMP or the HUMP... Any discounts for "aarp" members ???... :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D
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Title: Re: Life as a Senior Citizen Post by George on Jul 18th, 2011 at 10:37am
Sorry about the spammer. Missed seeing "her" until now. All better now. ;)
Best, George |
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