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Message started by 37-41withrestrictions on Jul 13th, 2011 at 2:29pm

Title: STOP CHOKING - AUSSIE STYLE
Post by 37-41withrestrictions on Jul 13th, 2011 at 2:29pm
A woman sitting in an Adelaide Pub suddenly began to cough.
After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress,
and two locals, Bluey and Bazza sitting at the next table turned to look
at her.

Kin ya swaller? asked Bluey

The woman signalled 'No!', desperately shaking her head.

Kin ya breathe?" asked Bazza. The woman shook her head No!!!

With that, Bluey walked behind her, lifted up the back of her dress,
yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up and down the crack of her butt.

This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again.

Bluey swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his beer.

Bazza said in admiration "Ya know Bluey, I'd heard of that bloody Hind Lick Manoeuvre, but that's the first time I ever seen somebody do it."

Title: Re: STOP CHOKING - AUSSIE STYLE
Post by Guiseppi on Jul 13th, 2011 at 5:53pm
Thas messed up!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: STOP CHOKING - AUSSIE STYLE
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Jul 13th, 2011 at 7:02pm
He's a good bloke my mate Bluey, always ready to give a hand or lick as required.

Cheers
Bazza
Barry

Title: Re: STOP CHOKING - AUSSIE STYLE
Post by 37-41withrestrictions on Jul 14th, 2011 at 11:29am
Did wonder if it had a place in the treatment, medication and therapy section....
but poo poo'd that idea  ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: STOP CHOKING - AUSSIE STYLE
Post by AussieBrian on Jul 14th, 2011 at 7:48pm
I'm still in strife for treating Madonna the same way. She wasn't choking at the time.

Title: Re: STOP CHOKING - AUSSIE STYLE
Post by 37-41withrestrictions on Jul 15th, 2011 at 4:02am
AussieBrian
Bet she choked after you performed the manoeuvre!!!
;D

Title: Re: STOP CHOKING - AUSSIE STYLE
Post by AussieBrian on Jul 15th, 2011 at 7:30pm

37-41withrestrictions wrote on Jul 15th, 2011 at 4:02am:
AussieBrian
Bet she choked after you performed the manoeuvre!!!
;D

You still wonder that a man drinks beer?

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