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Title: To Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity
Post by JessintheGarden on Jul 19^th, 2011 at 10:43am

To Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

1. Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana'

6. With a serious face Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat.

7. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

8. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

9. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

10. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.

Title: Re: To Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity
Post by Racer1_NC on Jul 19^th, 2011 at 11:37am

I'm trying #10 today....... :D

Title: Re: To Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity
Post by JustNotRight on Jul 19^th, 2011 at 4:45pm

Racer1_NC wrote on Jul 19^th, 2011 at 11:37am:

I'm trying #10 today....... :D

That is something you would do [smiley=crackup.gif]

Title: Re: To Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Jul 19^th, 2011 at 7:10pm

JessintheGarden wrote on Jul 19^th, 2011 at 10:43am:

10. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.

You realize of course that insanity is hereditary.

You get it from your kids. :D

Title: Re: To Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity
Post by JessintheGarden on Jul 20^th, 2011 at 3:27pm

We constantly tell each other in our family that you're fired, but then regret it immediately. It takes all 5 of us to keep it togeather :D

One of my best memories is when my mother, aunt, cousin (who sent this to me) and I used to drive around San Francisco and actually roll our window down and ask the person in the next car at the stop light if they had any Grey Pupon! very very funny reactions! ;D

Title: Re: To Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity
Post by Kilowatt3 on Jul 20^th, 2011 at 7:31pm

Barry_T_Coles wrote on Jul 19^th, 2011 at 7:10pm:

JessintheGarden wrote on Jul 19^th, 2011 at 10:43am:

10. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.

You realize of course that insanity is hereditary.

You get it from your kids. :D

It's estimated that one out of every four people suffers from some sort of mental illness. Take a look at the three people closest to you. If they seem OK - it's you.