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A father and son went hunting together for the first time.

The father said... "Stay here and be very QUIET. I'll be across the field."

A few minutes later, the father heard a blood curdling scream and ran back to his son.

"What's wrong?" the father asked. "I told you to be quiet."

The son answered... “Look, I was quiet when the snake slithered across my feet. I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck.” “ But when the two squirrels crawled up my pant legs and said, should we eat them here or take them with us?”

"I guess I just panicked...."

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