A census taker was going door-to-door when he was met by the biggest woman he had ever seen.  Every bit of 6'-4" and 300 pounds, he was stunned when she opened the door.

"I'm with the Census, Ma'am...", he said.  "I have to ask you a few questions."  "OK", she replied, in a deep baritone.

"First of all, what is your name?", he asked.
"Murray", she said.

"Murray? Do you spell that, M-u-r-r-a-y?", he asked.
"NO, it's MURRAY: M-A-R-Y!"

"Oh, OK, I'm sorry, Mary.  Does anyone live here with you?
"Yeh, I live here wit' Wooley.", she said.

"Wooley? Is that spelled, W-o-o-l-e-y?"
"NO!  It's WOOLEY!!!:  W-A-L-L-Y!!!"

"Oh, OK...", the census taker replied.  "Wally".

As he was about to leave, the census taker said, "Mary, I have to say, you're the biggest woman I've ever seen.  Why, you could play with the Green Bay Packers!"

Mary's eyes flew wide, and she decked him with a mean left hook.

"Listen, Mister," she said as she leaned over him.  "I don't play wit' nobody's packer but Wooley's!"

Dats aw-ite,

I needed that to jump start my morning... ;D ;D ;D