After being married for 40 years, John took a careful look his my wife one day and said; "Forty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.

Now ... I have a $500,000.00 home, a $35,000.00 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 63-year-old woman. It seems to
me that you're not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman; She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be
living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.
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Reminds me of the Barbie collections . . . Malibu Barbie, Nurse Barbie, etc. . . .  then Divorced Barbie, which comes with Ken's house, Ken's truck and Ken's boat  :P

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