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Message started by LasVegas on Aug 25th, 2011 at 12:50am

Title: 5 Surgeons
Post by LasVegas on Aug 25th, 2011 at 12:50am
Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon, from New York , says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.."

The second, from Chicago , responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order"

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles , chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers... Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."

But the fifth surgeon, from Washington DC , shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart , no balls, no brains, and no spine. Plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable.  ;D

Title: Re: 5 Surgeons
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Aug 25th, 2011 at 7:33am
I only read this one on the home grown power website yesterday.

Coincidence ?
Cheers
Barry

Title: Re: 5 Surgeons
Post by LasVegas on Aug 28th, 2011 at 9:52am
You caught me, I copy/pasted from your homegrown power website.

If you must know, this was fwd to me by my dentist who I think has a fabulous sense of humor.


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