On the first day of school, the children brought  gifts for their teacher.

The  supermarket manager's daughter brought the teacher a basket of assorted  fruit.

The florist's son brought the  teacher a bouquet of flowers.

The  candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of  candy.

Then the liquor-store owner's  son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it  was leaking a little bit..She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and  tasted it.

"Is it wine?" she guessed;  "No," the boy replied. She tasted another drop and asked, " Champagne  ?

"No," said the little  boy............."It's a  puppy!"

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Thank you for yet again putting a smile on my face when I need really need it.

ha ha ha ha ha!!!! but eeeewwwwwwww  :D

Bwaaaaaaaa

Gross! Love the message title, too. Fitting.  ;D