A man comes in for a late night at the bar with firends. When he walkes in the door his wife is there to greet him.
wife: take off my shirt.
man: alright.........*thinking dirty thoughts*
wife: take off my skirt.
man: sure.........*even more dirty thoughts*
wife: take off my bra.
man: alright..........*thinking "Im gonna get lucky tonight! YES!"
wife: take of my panty hose.
man: sure honey. *thinking this is gonna be good!*
wife: STOP wearing my clothes when you go to meet your buddies at the bar!!
LOL thought it was cute!!!
Sounds like Chuck dont it??? HEHEHEHEHEE ;)