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Daily Chat >> Funnies and Jokes >> tough luck http://www.clusterheadaches.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1215183700 Message started by Yorky on Jul 4th, 2008 at 11:01am |
Title: tough luck Post by Yorky on Jul 4th, 2008 at 11:01am
Two ladies talking in heaven:
1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda. 2nd woman: Hi! I'm Kelly. How'd you die? 1st woman: I Froze to Death. 2nd woman: How Horrible! 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you? 2nd wom an: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV. 1st woman: So, what happened? 2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down I nto the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died. 1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive. pftuall |
Title: Re: tough luck Post by andrewjb on Jul 4th, 2008 at 1:27pm
;D.
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Title: Re: tough luck Post by M.R. on Jul 5th, 2008 at 7:35pm
Now that was funny.
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Title: Re: tough luck Post by Barry_T_Coles on Jul 6th, 2008 at 7:13pm
;D ;D
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