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Daily Chat >> Funnies and Jokes >> Psychiatrists vs. Bartenders ! http://www.clusterheadaches.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1216000270 Message started by Barry_T_Coles on Jul 13th, 2008 at 9:51pm |
Title: Psychiatrists vs. Bartenders ! Post by Barry_T_Coles on Jul 13th, 2008 at 9:51pm EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM. 'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.' 'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink. 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.' 'How much do you charge?' 'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the doctor. 'I'll sleep on it,' I said. Six months later the doctor met me on the street. 'Why didn't you ever come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked. 'Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup! 'Is that so! With an attitude he asked . . . and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?' 'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now ! ! ! ' |
Title: Re: Psychiatrists vs. Bartenders ! Post by sandie99 on Jul 14th, 2008 at 4:47am
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Title: Re: Psychiatrists vs. Bartenders ! Post by mummymac on Jul 17th, 2008 at 1:11pm
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