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Daily Chat >> Funnies and Jokes >> under thirty http://www.clusterheadaches.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1220897417 Message started by Karl on Sep 8th, 2008 at 2:10pm |
Title: under thirty Post by Karl on Sep 8th, 2008 at 2:10pm
;D THE SPOILED UNDER-30 CROWD!!!
> > > > If you are 30 or older you will think this is > > Hilarious!!!! > > > > When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with > > Their tedious > > Diatribes about how hard things were when they were > > Growing up; what > > With > > Walking twenty-five miles to school every morning ... > > Uphill BOTH ways. > > Yadda, yadda, yadda > > > > And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, > > There was no way in > > Hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on kids > > About how hard > > I had it and how easy they've got it! > > > > But now that I'm over the ripe old age of thirty, I > > Can't help but look > > Around and notice the youth of today. > > You've got it so easy! > > I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a darn > > Utopia! > > And I hate to say it but you kids today you don't > > Know how good you've > > Got it! > > > > I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have The Internet. > > If we wanted to know > > Something, we had to go to the damn library and look it > > Up ourselves, in the card catalog!! > > There was no email!! We had to actually > > Write somebody a > > Letter .with a pen! Then you had to walk all the way > > Across the street and > > Put it in the mailbox and it would take like a week to > > Get there! > > > > There were no MP3's or Napsters! > > You wanted to steal music, you had to hitchhike to the > > Damn record store > > And > > Shoplift it yourself! Or you had to wait around all day > > To tape it off the > > Radio and the DJ's usually talk over the beginning > > And @#*% it all up! > > > > We didn't have fancy crap like Call Waiting! If you > > Were on the phone > > And > > Somebody else called they got a busy signal, that's > > it! And we didn't have > > Fancy Caller ID Boxes either! When the phone rang, you > > Had no idea who it > > Was! It could be your school, your mom, your boss, your > > Bookie, your drug > > Dealer, a collections agent, you just didn't know!!! > > You had to pick it up > > And take your chances, mister! > > > > We didn't have any fancy Sony Playstation video games > > With > > High-resolution > > 3-D graphics! We had the Atari 2600! With games like > > 'Space Invaders' > > And > > 'Asteroids'. Your guy was a little square! You > > Actually had to use your > > Imagination! > > And there were no multiple levels or screens, it was just > > One screen > > Forever! > > And you could never win. The game just kept getting > > Harder and harder > > And > > Faster and faster until you died! Just like LIFE! > > > > When you went to the movie theater there was no such > > Thing as stadium > > Seating! > > All the seats were the same height! If a tall guy or some > > Old broad with > > a > > Hat sat in front of you and you couldn't see, you > > Were just screwed! > > > > Sure, we had cable television, but back then that was > > Only like 15 > > Channels > > And there was no on screen menu and no remote control! > > You had to use a > > Little book called a TV Guide to find out what was on! > > You were screwed > > When it came to channel surfing! You had to get off your > > Ass and walk > > Over > > To the TV to change the channel and there was no Cartoon > > Network either! > > You could only get cartoons on Saturday Morning. Do you > > Hear what I'm > > Saying!! We had to wait ALL WEEK for cartoons, you > > Spoiled little > > Rat-bastards! > > > > And we didn't have microwaves, if we wanted to heat > > Something up we had > > to > > Use the stove or go build a frigging fire ... Imagine > > That! If we > > Wanted > > Popcorn, we had to use that stupid Jiffy Pop thing and > > Shake it over the > > Stove forever like an idiot. > > > > That's exactly what I'm talking about! You kids > > Today have got it too > > Easy. > > You're spoiled. You guys wouldn't have lasted > > Five minutes back in > > 1980! > > > > Regards, > > The over 30 Crowd > > [smiley=smokin.gif] |
Title: Re: under thirty Post by Em on Sep 9th, 2008 at 3:01pm
I'm not over 30 just yet, but on the weekend found myself saying to my 9 year old brother - 'there was no such thing as an iPod when I was your age'...
It was at that point when I realised I'm a real grown up. |
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