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Daily Chat >> Funnies and Jokes >> Best PMT Question Ever http://www.clusterheadaches.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1221725859 Message started by Barry_T_Coles on Sep 18th, 2008 at 4:17am |
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Title: Best PMT Question Ever Post by Barry_T_Coles on Sep 18th, 2008 at 4:17am
Q:
How many women with PMT does it take to change a light bulb? Woman'sAnswer: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? because no one else in this fkn house knows HOW to change a fkn light bulb! They don't even know that the fkn bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE fkn DAYS before they figured it out. And,once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the god damned lightbulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the fkn chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME fkn SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO FKR EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATEDFROM THE FKN PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE FKN HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE FKN TOILET PAPER ROLL !! I'm sorry. What was the question? |
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Title: Re: Best PMT Question Ever Post by Margi on Sep 18th, 2008 at 12:47pm
Well, she's right, Barry. What's your point?
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Title: Re: Best PMT Question Ever Post by Barry_T_Coles on Sep 18th, 2008 at 8:48pm Margi wrote on Sep 18th, 2008 at 12:47pm:
Exactly, if it wasn't so true it wouldn't be funny, maybe I got PMT :-X |
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Title: Re: Best PMT Question Ever Post by andrewjb on Sep 20th, 2008 at 3:10am
;D.
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