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Title: Live to be 100? Post by Kilowatt3 on Sep 19th, 2008 at 9:18am
A guy goes to the doctor on his 70th birthday for a checkup.
Doctor: You're in pretty good shape for 70. Patient: Well, you think I'll live to be 100? Doc: That depends. Do you smoke? No. Do you drink? No. Do you eat a lot of rich, fatty foods? No. Do you get excessive exposure to the sun, like from fishing, sailing, or golfing? No. Engage in high-risk activities like motorcycling, SCUBA diving, or skydiving? No. Do you engage in high-risk sexual behaviors, like frequent casual sex, or multiple partners? No... Doc: So, why do you give a $hit whether you live to be 100??? |
Title: Re: Live to be 100? Post by flipperlips on Sep 19th, 2008 at 10:46pm
Good one. All the stuff that's bad for you is so much fun ;D
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Title: Re: Live to be 100? Post by andrewjb on Sep 20th, 2008 at 3:11am
;D.
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