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Title: quotes Post by vietvet2tours on Oct 5th, 2008 at 9:52pm
Apparently these comments have all been featured in the Channel 7 Olympics coverage:
1. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.' 2. Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.' 3. Weightlifting commentator: 'This is Gregorieva from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.' 4. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.' 5. Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.' 6. Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.' 7. At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.' 8. Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field.' 9. Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them… Oh my God, what have I just said?' -------------------- |
Title: Re: quotes Post by AussieBrian on Oct 6th, 2008 at 1:09am |
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