Cannibal Restaurant...


A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.

Feeling somewhat hungry, he walked in, satdown and looked over the menu...

Raw Tourist: $5   Broiled Missionary: $10.00   Fried Explorer: $15.00  

Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00

The guy called his Friend over and asked, 'Why such a huge price difference for the politicians?

The cook replied, 'Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all morning.'