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Daily Chat >> Funnies and Jokes >> Amazingly Simple Home Remedies http://www.clusterheadaches.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1225456989 Message started by flipperlips on Oct 31st, 2008 at 8:43am |
Title: Amazingly Simple Home Remedies Post by flipperlips on Oct 31st, 2008 at 8:43am
AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES!
Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. About lifting the toilet seat by using the sink. For high blood pressure sufferers: Simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives; then you'll be afraid to cough. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem. Daily Thought: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE A SLINKIE NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING, BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN THEY FALL DOWN THE STAIRS |
Title: Re: Amazingly Simple Home Remedies Post by KJ on Nov 12th, 2008 at 8:23pm flipperlips wrote on Oct 31st, 2008 at 8:43am:
LOL ;D Not sure why that is so funny, butt it is! |
Title: Re: Amazingly Simple Home Remedies Post by Ppattya on Nov 15th, 2008 at 5:39pm
THANK YOU for the laugh. I needed that. Sitting at the liabary, trying to laugh quietly and i'm not sure how i did. Oh well they just watched me fight through a ch and now am laughing at your post. ....maybe they will wonder... I do sometimes LOL ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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