To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... And those who don't.!

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
That if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria  found in faeces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
                  Remember:
                   Water = Poop,
                   Wine = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service

Barry,

I've seen what fish do in water.

You think I'm going to drink the stuff???

All I can do is hope that coffee pot is killing those little bacteria.

Even thou I don’t drink tap water, I have a feeling I’m full of shit anyway.

Rolo. ;D