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Title: Twenty Dollars Post by deltadarlin on Oct 19th, 2011 at 7:42am
TWENTY DOLLARS
On their wedding night, the young bride Approached her new husband and asked For $20.00 for their first lovemaking Encounter. In his highly aroused state, Her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made Love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a Cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that She needed. Arriving home around noon one day, she was Surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that His employer was going through a process of corporate Downsizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find Another position that paid anywhere near what He'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined. Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which Showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling Nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued By the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they Were one of the largest depositors in the bank. She explained that for more than Three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, These holdings had multiplied and these were the Results of her savings and investments. Faced with evidence of cash and investments Worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!' That's when she shot him. You know, sometimes, men just don't know when To keep their mouths shut Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected! |
Title: Re: Twenty Dollars Post by Barry_T_Coles on Oct 19th, 2011 at 7:40pm
Now that is seriously funny ;D ;D ;D
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Title: Re: Twenty Dollars Post by LadyLuv on Oct 21st, 2011 at 11:01am
Luv It...
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Title: Re: Twenty Dollars Post by lorac on Oct 28th, 2011 at 7:02pm
I Don't get it!!??
Just kidding... I sure wish i would have thought to do that.! LOL. OMG... Wonder what Dave Ramsey would say about that? LOL |
Title: Re: Twenty Dollars Post by Virginia on Nov 28th, 2011 at 12:56am
I just spent the last few minutes mentally calculating how much money I would have saved in 15 yrs of marriage LOL
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Title: Re: Twenty Dollars Post by Guiseppi on Nov 28th, 2011 at 8:40am
:-X Nope...not gonna touch this one....nope! ;D
Joe |
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