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Daily Chat >> Funnies and Jokes >> PREGNANCY Q? & A!….. http://www.clusterheadaches.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1319208357 Message started by LadyLuv on Oct 21st, 2011 at 10:45am |
Title: PREGNANCY Q? & A!….. Post by LadyLuv on Oct 21st, 2011 at 10:45am
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough. Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex? A: Childbirth. Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational. A: So what's your question? Q : My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right? A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current. Q: When is the best time to get an epidermal? A: Right after you find out you're pregnant. Q : Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor? A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you. Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth? A: Yes, pregnancy. Q: Do I have to have a baby shower? A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly. Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again? A: When the kids are in college. |
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