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Title: The Heart Attack Post by Barry_T_Coles on Nov 8th, 2011 at 2:08am
A blonde gets home from work early & hears strange noises coming from the bedroom
She rushes upstairs only to find her husband naked lying on the bed, sweating and panting What's up she asks I think I'm having a heart attack cries the husband The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone but just as she's dialing her four-year-old son comes up and says Mommy Mommy Aunty Shirley is hiding in the wardrobe & she has no clothes on The blonde slams the phone down and storms back upstairs into the bedroom right past her husband rips open the wardrobe door and sure enough there is her sister totally naked and cowering on the floor You rotten b**h', she screams My husband's having a heart attack, and you're running around naked playing hide and seek with the kids |
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