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Daily Chat >> Funnies and Jokes >> How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?? http://www.clusterheadaches.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1322432209 Message started by Virginia on Nov 27th, 2011 at 5:16pm |
Title: How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?? Post by Virginia on Nov 27th, 2011 at 5:16pm
How Many Dogs Does it Take To Change a Light Bulb?
bar Afghan: Light bulb? What light bulb? Australian Shepherd Put all the bulbs in a little circle ... Beagle: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I ate was a light bulb? Border Collie: Just one? And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. Chihuahua Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid lamp! Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch. Greyhound It isn't moving. Who cares? Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb? Hound Dog Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Irish Wolfhound Can somebody else do it? I've got a hangover. Labrador: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb!!! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I? Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark. Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy. Pointer I see it! There it is! Right there! Rottweiller: Go Ahead! Make me! Shitzu: Puh-leeez, dahling. I have servants for that kind of thing. Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry. Cat: You need light to see? |
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